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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Attention Walmart Shoppers...(Read 3684 times)
Attention Walmart Shoppers... on: March 18, 2010, 05:27:58 PM
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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 08:31:08 PM
lol black people!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 08:39:34 PM
Yeah. Some people are just too stupid to be racists.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
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A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

Shoppers in the store at the time said a manager quickly got on the public-address system and apologized for the remark. And while it was unclear whether a rogue patron or an employee was responsible for the comment, many customers expressed their anger to store management.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 10:55:10 PM
For a while, every Target in the Dc-Baltimore area had the same code to talk over the loud speaker.

They changed that, though.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 01:57:02 AM
Boo. What a singularly non-news-worthy moment.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 08:05:55 AM
Yeah, we all know Wal-mart is way too upscale for negros. Theys all shop at Kmart.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 07:17:26 PM
hahahaha ....

Actually, on Howard 100 News people were asking Richard and Sal where they were when it happened ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 07:53:35 PM
I love black women.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #9 on: March 22, 2010, 06:07:42 PM
... 16 yo kid got arrested for this
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #10 on: March 22, 2010, 08:02:54 PM
Told you so. Was he fat with curly hair?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 08:38:15 PM
Where's the "Health Care Passed, We're All Gonna Die" thread then? Come on guys. Current events!

EDIT: OK. Found it, you code-speaking nuts.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2010, 08:40:14 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 08:48:30 PM
I nominate myself to be on the death panel that gives thumbs down to your grandmothers. Offing fossils is gonna be great!



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #13 on: March 22, 2010, 08:58:17 PM
Can you tell me who you are going to off so I can marry them, get their wills changed, and steal the inheritance they might have left their family?  I'll cut you in on the profits.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 10:34:00 PM
THAT's what I'm talking about!

CRIPES!

It was a fucking PRANK, done by a shopper, and all the black folks get riled up and pissed off at WALMART?!?

Perfect.

Just fucking PERFECT.


So.  What's this "code," anyway? ...

<~ planning a trip to WalMart
<~ giving serious consideration to This announcement:

"Will all white folks please exit the store?  Y'all are creating QUITE the Glare for our Other Customers!"
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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #15 on: March 22, 2010, 10:41:00 PM
That dude must be so pleased with himself. He was clearly trying to get attention. Nobody makes announcements like that unless they're trying to provoke a reaction. And by god we're giving him a reaction aren't we?

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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 05:46:24 PM
hahahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 07:22:07 PM
I'd heard that it was just an employee who misunderstood the term "White Sale".
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #18 on: March 23, 2010, 07:43:04 PM
I'd heard that it was just an employee who misunderstood the term "White Sale".

HEY!  What happened to your random music postings?

I miss 'em
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Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
I got bored with it.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Attention Walmart Shoppers... Reply #20 on: March 23, 2010, 09:12:50 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!