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I finally have a life and found success(Read 11686 times)
Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #30 on: April 04, 2010, 10:11:00 PM
See? I told you guys... skinny catty bitchez hatin'...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #31 on: April 05, 2010, 12:44:17 AM
loves it



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #32 on: April 07, 2010, 12:42:50 PM
What is whiskey dick?




Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #33 on: April 07, 2010, 02:04:04 PM
A lame excuse for impotence.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #34 on: April 07, 2010, 02:55:02 PM
I see.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #35 on: April 07, 2010, 07:04:17 PM
It's not an excuse if you really are piss-drunk ...
Ask Massey ...
Speaking of which, I have another story about him to post soon enough ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #36 on: April 07, 2010, 09:13:16 PM
I've had coke-dick and e-dick, but never whisky dick. I definitely come slower when drunk, but I've never not been able to get it up.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #37 on: April 07, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
For me, whiskey dick is being able to fuck until I sober up, pass out or puke, and I can fuck (and have) through most puking fits.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #38 on: April 07, 2010, 10:13:59 PM
I'm not saying we get it ...
... Massey's favorite phrase about it
... "You know the best thing about whiskey dick?; I love morning sex!"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #39 on: April 08, 2010, 12:54:21 AM
For me, whiskey dick is being able to fuck until I sober up, pass out or puke, and I can fuck (and have) through most puking fits.

sexy



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #40 on: April 08, 2010, 09:20:34 AM
Convulsive heaving does move the pelvis in novel ways. But where do you puke that doesn't make a mood-spoiling stinky mess?



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #41 on: April 08, 2010, 01:46:00 PM
Why do you think I walk around with a bucket all the time?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #42 on: April 08, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
Cause you aint got anything fat enough to plug the hole in the dyke ?
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Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #43 on: April 15, 2010, 01:30:04 AM
I was tricked for about half a second.

That's was she said, har har.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #44 on: April 17, 2010, 11:04:36 PM
It's not an excuse if you really are piss-drunk ...
Ask Massey ...
Speaking of which, I have another story about him to post soon enough ...

Oh dear... the Mexicans catch up with him?



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #45 on: April 18, 2010, 01:25:34 PM
No, even better ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #46 on: April 18, 2010, 07:17:19 PM
It's refreshing to know that we both turned out to be losers Dylan. 



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #47 on: April 18, 2010, 09:00:10 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #48 on: April 18, 2010, 10:26:38 PM
They aren't those kinds of losers, they are more like food stamp drive through Taco Bell losers.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #49 on: April 18, 2010, 11:12:40 PM
Fuck do I miss the 1990s.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #50 on: April 19, 2010, 03:16:41 AM
I personally miss the 80s more ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #51 on: April 19, 2010, 03:47:42 AM
God you guys are so old....



Heard that song for the first time just last week.
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Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #52 on: April 19, 2010, 04:52:35 AM
I personally miss the 80s more ...

you dont need to remind us



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #53 on: April 19, 2010, 07:39:53 AM
I miss sitting on my parents' couch and watching cartoons, recess, and that sort of thing.  Don't really care about the pop cultural trappings of the particular decade, aside from maybe wanting to watch the original Star Trek or the Wild, Wild West.

Now, it's meaningless work that somehow still manages to leach into my free time. 



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #54 on: April 19, 2010, 10:39:24 AM
I enjoy now.... yeah yeah I know, fuck off Kiwi...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #55 on: April 19, 2010, 03:41:10 PM
I don't miss any decade in general, just certain years/situations in particular.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #56 on: April 19, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
I enjoy now.... yeah yeah I know, fuck off Kiwi...

I'm just grumpy because the first two years of the five year plan I formulated at the end of last year involve a lot of drudgery before I move on to doing what I really want with my life.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #57 on: April 20, 2010, 12:06:36 PM
... living in a bunker on Montana?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #58 on: April 20, 2010, 09:11:14 PM
I miss orgies and blowjobs.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #59 on: April 21, 2010, 08:14:03 PM
I don't ...
Well, it's been a NY minute since I've been in an orgy, but, still ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')