...you dopey fucker...

And I mean that in the nicest possible way, dude. Srsly.

Yeah, same. Happy birthday.

happy happy, you sexy bastard.

Werd ...

You paint that yourself?

Hey guys, thanks!

I don't know how I missed this.

Happy birthday fucker!

Werd ...

Hey guys, thanks!

I don't know how I missed this.

Bifocals.

Hahahaha

** Insert burn cream pic here**

I don't know what's older, me or Mello's joke!

That's easy; Zoomie+Tru!

I don't know what's older, me or Mello's joke!

OHSNAP!

Depends on how many geritols it took to type it. How many are you up to these days?

PS I heard a dirty rumor that the trestel closed but I dont believe it.

Oh man, that sucks.

Are we bad luck for great bars or what?

For the record, Tru is at least 6 years older than me.

Rumor has it the Trestle may have reopened?

For the record, Tru is at least 6 years older than me.

Holy SHIT!

Am I older than you?

If I AM,

I can't be a YOUNG Fattie for you...

Oh, yeah.  I'm 388.5, in dog years.

Only 5 and a half in ELF years!

Ugh.

And 55 in human bean years.

Fuck. We do ruin all the bars in the city. There isnt shit left except For Pete's Sake. Been there?

So you heard a rumor too? I'll drive by sometime this week and check it out... 18 years needs to get here so we can go out again!

In 18 years you can just tell me we went out and had a good time and I'll believe it.

In 18 years you can just tell me we went out and had a good time and I'll believe it.

What?

You started a Grow?

'Cuz that's pretty much how the past 35 - 18 years have gone for ME...

It's like, Woo HOO!  CHECK THIS OUT! in the way of porn,

and I'm all like,

"Babe?  Let's Don't, and SAY we Did!"

Age is only a number darlin.

It's just the ~

well, did YOU have to write a paper in HS about where you'd be in the year 2000?

It's a SHOCK to realize that,

not only are you THAT fucking OLD,

but you actually managed to survive some of the God-awfulest SHIT known to man

in order to GET here.

I was (to hear tell) a LEGEND in my time.  (Not just trying to "brag," but folks from back when have tracked me down to email me and TELL me that and find out where I'm at, now.  After 3?  I freaked out, and ditched my facebook page.  And here's The Thing:  They FUCKING PAID to FIND me, even Beyond the charge FB wants.  WTF is up with THAT???)

But I digress...

Okay, so I'm a Jack Benny TWENTY-NINE!  Eat your heart out, Hip!  rofl

(p.s.  If I'm 29?  Are you OLDER than me??? )

why are you obsessed with me, old lady?

Thats not obsessed, this is fy. That is normal.

No, it's, it's ....
... I've got nothing

I can't wait for 2028 when you'll finally admit you mouth raped me

I can't wait for 2028 when you'll finally admit you mouth raped me