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The brutality of an angry woman(Read 19024 times)
Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #30 on: March 22, 2009, 08:10:32 PM
He told her from the get go that he just wanted to be fuck buddies. But then she fucking tells him that they have been "dating for 4 months"?? What, is she crazy? She's doing it to herself, he was upfront but she isn't being protective of her feelings.

Actually, what happened was that she said she didn't want to be in a relationship, and he said the same thing (in what i imagine was a very relieved tone).  but in my experience, girls can change their perspective on wanting or not wanting to be in a relationship without actually sending out a notification regarding the change in status.

also, dating isn't being in a relationship.  they're separate concepts.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 08:17:49 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #31 on: March 22, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
What's with the rejection of all things feminine, eitje?
If bagman can't have J or sasha2, what's left?
The gloomy androgyny of self-dick-sucking wet dreams?



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #32 on: March 22, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
If bagman can't have J or sasha2, what's left?

someone whom he hasn't scarred, or someone that doesn't know him indirectly.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #33 on: March 23, 2009, 01:48:27 AM
wait Sasha 2 or J has been vetoed? I agree about Sasha2, but I say string J along until a new FB is found or until J gets to the point that she bites his dick off in a drunken rampage.
psychopathetic and dave agree with sasha1 that shasha2 is out of reach.
they veto sasha2
nobody but you and I have said anything much about J in this thread, but a bunch of people said kyle should have had another one lined up before ditching J.
I think there's a consensus for keeping J.

This is so ridiculous.

Can I second and carry this new motion as "granted"?

Lucas, I see your point, but if it's distanced, why not?
Fuck it ...
Just don't get so toasted around her ...
... we DON'T know what happened, after all
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #34 on: March 23, 2009, 04:42:56 AM
I dont care about any of this, I have Black Forest cake.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #35 on: March 23, 2009, 11:16:21 PM
"J" seems a bit silly.

If silly=tubby/ugly then you are right m'lady!



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #36 on: March 23, 2009, 11:51:37 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #37 on: March 23, 2009, 11:53:30 PM


I found Waldo.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #38 on: March 23, 2009, 11:58:07 PM
Oh. Um. She looked different in the pic on the Thrash board! Uhhh...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #39 on: March 24, 2009, 12:02:04 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #40 on: March 24, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
It's the shades ...
Oh. Um. She looked different in the pic on the Thrash board! Uhhh...

It's the shades and the daylight ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #41 on: March 24, 2009, 12:18:55 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #42 on: March 24, 2009, 12:23:04 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #43 on: March 24, 2009, 12:25:06 AM
ZOOM
« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 10:22:04 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #44 on: March 24, 2009, 12:26:09 AM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #45 on: March 24, 2009, 12:27:19 AM
What was Sean thinking?! Those pants are atrocious!
« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 12:27:50 AM by Doormouse »



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #46 on: March 24, 2009, 02:30:22 AM
Hahaha. See, you all thought I was low-balling her score when I said a 5 on TSI. (Maybe even a 4... can't exactly remember what I said but it was in the range.)

New thread coming up. Another milestone achieved yesterday.


ps: Sasha2 texted me again last night asking if I was doing anything.


« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 02:32:58 AM by bagman »



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #47 on: March 24, 2009, 02:36:36 AM
Anal?
It's all I can think of ...

Anyway; she's ok in some pics, man ...
She seems to clean up fairly well ...



More here:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=75875782

Seriously, man ...
She's not as bad as you talk her down to be ...
If nothing else, she tongues your wee-wee ...
It actually IS worth something ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #48 on: March 24, 2009, 02:37:16 AM
Wait, either anal, or you spunked in her ...
I can wait for the new thread though ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #49 on: March 24, 2009, 03:09:01 AM
Wait, either anal, or you spunked in her ...
I can wait for the new thread though ...

You're right; see you guys this weekend.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #50 on: March 24, 2009, 03:56:24 AM
Well, I know I'm right ...
Should we open a thread for voting beforehand and take odds or a betting pool?
(I'm more toward you spunking in her since she's not the happiest with you to try anal)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #51 on: March 24, 2009, 05:27:41 AM
I found Waldo.

Perfectly phrased.  :D

I did as well:


I have to say I respect Sasha for not forgetting to cup the balls.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #52 on: March 24, 2009, 07:27:14 AM
Hahaha. I like that pic of Sasha. She looks hawt in that trailer trash kinda way there.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 07:35:33 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #53 on: March 24, 2009, 08:37:01 AM
you know, that pic looks kinda like a porn casting...

I dunno why, it just does.



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #54 on: March 24, 2009, 09:18:09 AM
If it's just a hole you're interested in, what it's attached to is of little consequence.

And you know that I know from whence I speak...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #55 on: March 24, 2009, 09:42:38 AM
Come on man, it's not fair to steal the punchline from us.
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Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #56 on: March 24, 2009, 10:12:41 AM
An open door is an open invitation. And there ain't no room at the Inn...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #57 on: March 24, 2009, 11:56:31 AM
The beer bong picture is hawt.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #58 on: March 24, 2009, 05:25:46 PM
If it's just a hole you're interested in, what it's attached to is of little consequence.

And you know that I know from whence I speak...

There MAY be consequence with this one ...


EDIT: Typos
« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 05:51:30 PM by Thrash »
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: The brutality of an angry woman Reply #59 on: March 24, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
The beer bong picture is hawt.
Two questions:
1)What is that which Sasha is doing?
2)What is a beer bong?

Obviously I've done this before, but I use different terms to describe it.
Everyone around here calls things this way, so non-NJ, non-Philly people report in.