Beer Bong - AKA: Funnelling
Does that help?

Yeah I call it funneling, and I call the rig a funnel. Where the heck does "bong" enter the equation? The link from bong at wikipedia links to a normal marijuana bong.

In Canada a beer bong is well known to totally fuck up your glassware and render all beer used that way impotable. There is much confusion and scorn in Canada about the traditions of the idiot American fraternities. Sometimes on American Thanksgiving the Canadians will roast a full turkey and then try to do things the pseudo-American way by using vodka instead of water for the bong. Gets you pretty fucking drunk and high, but it's pretty damned expensive too.

That photo is totally gross. Bonging a Busch??? Who does that?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

But it's just so good when it hits your lips... fill it up again!

Listen to all these high and mighty fucks.  Don't act like you've never bonged a beer, get the hell out of here.

I think it's actually impossible to attend an American College Football game on any college campus in the country without getting at least three offers to bong a beer on the way to the stadium.

I never got why it was called a beer bong either (other than that it'll fuck you up) but hell, when in rome. Right?

DRINKING BEER'S TOO SLOW
BEER BONG'S THE WAY TO GO
TO GO
TO GO
DON'T DRINK
TOO SLOW

I've never actually done that, as it happens. I like beer just fine the regular way.

I've funneled and shot-gunned, but never keg-stood. The first kegstand I saw, the dude was really really wasted and his arms gave out halfway through and he fell with his mouth open on the tap. blood everywhere and he knocked out a few teeth. ever since then it's been aaaaaw fuck that! for me.

DRINKING BEER'S TOO SLOW
BEER BONG'S THE WAY TO GO
TO GO
TO GO
DON'T DRINK
TOO SLOW

I've never actually done that, as it happens. I like beer just fine the regular way.

So you took it as an enema?

hells yeah

I won a Beauty Contest by having beer bonging as my talent, so sue me.

I hope that tattoo is a temp.

>>I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.<<

Ever notice how your body tries to help you avoid puking?
I've noticed several times that when you force yourself to take a drink and feel like you are about the throw up but aren't too far gone yet you get a flood of salty spittle in your mouth which when swallowed helps settle your stomach.

Neat huh.

I won a Beauty Contest by having beer bonging as my talent, so sue me.

If thems the rules, you won fair and square...

I hope that tattoo is a temp.

>>I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.<<

Ever notice how your body tries to help you avoid puking?
I've noticed several times that when you force yourself to take a drink and feel like you are about the throw up but aren't too far gone yet you get a flood of salty spittle in your mouth which when swallowed helps settle your stomach.

Neat huh.

when i'm so far into my drunken stupor that i am swallowing back the vomit, my brain is waaaaaay too far gone for me to think about cause and effect. good thing you're around to figure that shit out. of course, next time i'm about to ralph i'll be so stupid drunk i won't even know where i am, let alone remember this post.

I won a Beauty Contest by having beer bonging as my talent, so sue me.

If thems the rules, you won fair and square...

Where was this "contest"; CockWater, Kentucky?