This will be number 13, and 4 of the previous 12 were mine as well. I'm assuming we've been having some issues?

Somebody forgot to grease up the FCC.

It sure as hell wasn't Howard Stern ....

I've been too busy to get drunk and post

Do it now, you can't once you have the kid ....
"Here's a little switch; daddy's gonna throw up on you!"
(... to which we'll all wonder why daddy's at your house in Japan)

Go get Daddy a fresh bottle of plum wine...