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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


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This and this on: July 14, 2010, 02:10:13 AM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/82867/ctrl

http://www.nbc.com/ctrl/

Hulu - Woke Up Dead: Up and at 'Em - Watch the full episode now.

http://www.crackle.com/c/Woke_Up_Dead

If you only have a few minutes to kill, these episodes are only about 5 minutes long.
If you want the whole picture ya have to jump to the next video as soon as the theme music starts at the end or turn auto advance on. Yes there are forced commercials. 

But these are pretty dam funny.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.