I found you a new goal - beat this guy

He was always looking to better himself and didn't have that thing that most people have when they say: 'I'll play in my local club now and again.' He went straight for the kingpin, the Open. He told himself: 'I'm going to win the Open.' He was laughed at for that and was accused of being the Walter Mitty of golf, but he wasn't harming anyone, he just decided he was going to go for it.

aww!

I could easily beat that dude... there is no one on the planet with less interest in golf than me...

I have the best gold story EVER!

Dave, I want to hear the best gold story ever... I hope it involves picks, pans and prospectors...

I could easily beat that dude... there is no one on the planet with less interest in golf than me...

But he is interested, he is just not very good at it.

Is Thrash just drunk all the time or did he simply stop caring about spelling?

Stopped caring for sure.

h0m0

I meant ...

I have the best gold story ever ...

For the other story, Ian, I can direct you to a two-part episode of "Married ... With Children" ...

Christina Applegate had her tits cut off.

Christina Applegate had her tits breasts, exquisite breasts cut off.

I dunno, she's looking like she's got a few miles on her these days...

Yeah, but I'm referring to the 70's, when she was an anchorlady in San Diaaaago.

Did you guys ever see Married with Children Spring Break special?




I think I was 15 when I watched that. God bless America

I watched that not too long ago ...
Good, good shit, man!