For some reason that word peen, irritates me.

I guess I understand your views on lovestick.

alright, i'll just go with "weenis" then. 

  my weenis

I AM LOOKING AT THE WEENIS AND I AM NOT HAPPY.

my weenis

get on skype faaaaaaaag. come chat with me and some other folkses.

No can chat in the literal sense right now.

Is your mouth full of cousin-cock?

I AM LOOKING AT THE WEENIS AND I AM NOT HAPPY.

I'm amazed you can see your weenis...

So I wanna do some dex dialing tonight (kinda like drunk dialing), around 6-10 PM EST most likely (10PM-2AM GMT), maybe earlier.  Who's down?

I'll be on stage ...
Fuck it, call if you want ...

On stage?

You didn't know Dave's a rockstar by night?

No sir.

Yeah he's a mild-mannered power bottom by day and a rockstar by night.

Anyone wanna skype it up right now???

Only if you c2c.

No one wants to see chubby DXM dick.

Do cams have that kind of resolution ?

They make 'em see microscopic particals these days.

Mosh's seen one of my shows in a SMALL venue ...
Ask him ...

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

God, Thrash I thought you were going to keep that a secret between you me and Eitje... ugh I hate you.

I told her we talked on the phone a couple times and now she always calls you my boyfriend!

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

God, Thrash I thought you were going to keep that a secret between you me and Eitje... ugh I hate you.

So, Thrash *IS* your boyfriend!

You know how everyone is Fred?

Well, Dave is everyone's boyfriend.

........

 :'(

........

 :'(

 

So, Thrash *IS* your boyfriend!

No, Thrash is both of our boyfriends, remember? Hot threeway cyber chat!

Mosh's seen one of my shows in a SMALL venue ...
Ask him ...

Hey, dont bring me into this...

I know, right? He constantly drags us into his little homo erotic anecdotes...

Off topic: This "I know, right?" thing is kind of new to me. I only moved to NJ last year so I thought it was just a NJ expression. I see Zoomie using it and I've seen psychopathetic use it many times. Zoomie's in MD, right? Where is psychopathetic? how broad is this expression and is it new or has it been around for ages?