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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Stop whatever you are doing (Read 2661 times)
Stop whatever you are doing on: August 20, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
And go check out textsfromlastnight.com/
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
I just read about 10 of them and have yet to even crack a smile. Am I looking at the wrong ones or do I just not get this?
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Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #2 on: August 21, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
I thought there was some pretty funny stuff.
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Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 06:44:27 PM
OK some of these are kinda funny if read as facebook status updates or tweets or something. But I don't get how they're supposed to be drunk texts.
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Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 09:32:01 PM
Yeah don't get it as well. Surprise. Seems like frivolous crap.
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Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 09:59:04 PM
Yeah and we'll have none of that frivilous crap here on this important and socially relevant website.
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Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #6 on: August 23, 2010, 03:27:45 PM
News Flash:  Grumpy Old Men Don't Understand Youth Culture!  Phone Interview at 11!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Stop whatever you are doing Reply #7 on: August 23, 2010, 03:29:07 PM
GET OFF MY LAWN!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.