hahaha...

Miriam showed up on one of the Big Brother series here... it was hilarious to see the macho straight Aussie boys make a bee line for her when she entered the house, then one rumbled that there were extra's down below.

I never seen anyone scatter like that before.

Priceless.

That's pretty funny.

Reminds me of that scene in the bar in NYC in Crocodile Dundee.

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Cue Mosh throwing something at me for referencing that movie.

That man's a national treasure. 

That man's a national treasure. 

What does that even mean?

Thas nawt a neife!

No tranny love for thrash?

That man's a national treasure. 

What does that even mean?

Australia considers Crocodile Dundee a national treasure. Didn't you know that?

Yes. He's a dead-on accurate representation of your average aussie. This is fact.

I remember the first time I saw Mosh shaving with his giant bowie knife.

I didn't know they actually did that.

Oh yeah, when we went out to the bar he was grabbing all the women's crotches to make sure they were really women.

Man, did they get mad! Once they heard his Australian accent though they figured out what was up and then it was all cool.

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

one of my professors this semester is a tranny.
small world.

Small indeed. There was a tranny astronomy teacher at my undergrad.

Oh yeah, when we went out to the bar he was grabbing all the women's crotches to make sure they were really women.

One of my good friends does this. He's a New Zealander so apparently the practice is pretty wide-spread in that area.

Nick grabs dude's crotches to make sure they're really men.

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

I did that to a tranny in SF in 2005. Hadda be sure, you know.

Honk one BoBo and you're branded for life ...

I need to learn a really good Aussie accent so I can start grabbing crotches like Mosh does.

I did that to a tranny in SF in 2005. Hadda be sure, you know.

Its a true story. Tranny wasnt pissed or anything.

I remember the first time I saw Mosh shaving with his giant bowie knife.

I didn't know they actually did that.

My junk was the smoothest it'd ever been after that shave.

... and he's circumcized now

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Gross.

And why were you even on that section of the site?

She looks kinda like that Daisy chick from VH1.

Or in other words:

Gross.

It looks like some dude who thinks starving the shit out of himself will make him look like a woman.

It looks like some dude who thinks starving the shit out of himself will make him look like a woman.

Or in other words:

She looks kinda like that Daisy chick from VH1.

Or in other words:

Gross.

Did anyone catch this:
www.myspace.com/andrewsbrooke

Gross.

And why were you even on that section of the site?

Dude, dont even tell me you dont get the urge to see the freaks... that dont mean you want to go there, just see what else goes on. Like a little old lady who walks into an adult bookshop.

Yeah, she just wants to see "what's up"; right?

Isnt that what I just said?

You didn't use "the joke", dude ...

No, I wanted to use that Captian Obvious picture instead...

Just as good, eh?