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Re: Random rants Reply #480 on: April 27, 2009, 03:55:52 PM
I don't like whole milk, but I love 1/2% or 2%.
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Re: Random rants Reply #481 on: April 27, 2009, 03:56:55 PM
and the texture was... slimy, or something.

Seriously. That shit's gross. Same goes for skimmed milk. Yech.
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Re: Random rants Reply #482 on: April 27, 2009, 03:58:20 PM
we get our milk deivered twice a week from the local dairy. it's pure heaven. doesn't taste a thing like store bought. store bought milk all tastes kinda rotten. even the 1% milk i drink is rich and sweet.

but yeah, soy products kinda make me ill. i had a stint as a vegan about 10 years ago. lasted several years until my hair started falling out. so i learned to hunt.

Well, K8z has that going for her ...
... 'least she won't be fat, right?
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Re: Random rants Reply #483 on: April 27, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
I will regret this.

If it's white, I will try it.
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Re: Random rants Reply #484 on: April 27, 2009, 04:01:58 PM
we get our milk deivered twice a week from the local dairy. it's pure heaven. doesn't taste a thing like store bought. store bought milk all tastes kinda rotten. even the 1% milk i drink is rich and sweet.

but yeah, soy products kinda make me ill. i had a stint as a vegan about 10 years ago. lasted several years until my hair started falling out. so i learned to hunt.

Bwa ha ha ha, same thing happened to my mom!!!  She started eating meat again and her hair started to grow back.
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Re: Random rants Reply #485 on: April 27, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Well, K8z has that going for her ...
... 'least she won't be fat, right?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #486 on: April 27, 2009, 07:32:03 PM
i'm gonna kill my fucking dog. he just broke my fucking snare stand! fucker's an outside dog now.



Re: Random rants Reply #487 on: April 27, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
I wish I could be doing that. We make our own bread, which is the best you can do in Tokyo, and we get eggs and veges from regional farms.
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Re: Random rants Reply #488 on: April 27, 2009, 08:10:35 PM
yeah, we can get eggs from them, too, and there's a fresh veggie co-op delivery service, too. we also have organic meat producers who deliver, too. it is colorado, after all.



Re: Random rants Reply #489 on: April 27, 2009, 08:51:57 PM
Across the street from my place is the shittiest grocery store ever. I buy lettuce there, it's gone bad in 2-3 days. Grocery shopping when you don't have a car is tough.
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Re: Random rants Reply #490 on: April 27, 2009, 08:57:40 PM
that sucks ass. i live in a suburb surrounded by farms and moutains.



Re: Random rants Reply #491 on: April 27, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
I live on an Island.
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Re: Random rants Reply #492 on: April 27, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
Me too!
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Re: Random rants Reply #493 on: April 27, 2009, 09:21:49 PM
pfft. you call that an Island...This is an Island.

damm, you can use that joke on almost anything eh..
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Re: Random rants Reply #494 on: April 27, 2009, 09:23:53 PM
Haha seriously.
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Re: Random rants Reply #495 on: April 27, 2009, 09:30:07 PM
I wouldnt know, i have only drunk 16 cups of coffee in my life.

Well this explains both your cancer and your faggotry.

It's all so clear now...
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Re: Random rants Reply #496 on: April 27, 2009, 10:16:44 PM
i fixed my snare stand. i'm okay now.



Re: Random rants Reply #497 on: April 27, 2009, 11:13:42 PM
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Vanilla soymilk is pretty fucking good, but chocolate is the bomb.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #498 on: April 27, 2009, 11:15:13 PM
i'm going to the beach. even though it's literally a 30-second drive from my place, it will probably take 20 minutes. arrrrrrgh.
that sounds like walking distance, miss piggy.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #499 on: April 27, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
I bake with soy milk.

I don't like drinking real milk or soy milk.



Re: Random rants Reply #500 on: April 28, 2009, 02:47:11 PM
Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.
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Re: Random rants Reply #501 on: April 28, 2009, 10:19:04 PM
I bake with soy milk.

I bake with bourbon instead of vanilla. It's good in brownies.

Preheat oven to 375
melt 1/2 cup butter or earth balance in a pot with 4 ounces of baker's chocolate
take it off the heat.
stir in 2 cups of sugar. Go nuts, use the organic evaporated cane juice. Fuck refined sugar.
beat in 4 eggs. From the local CSA, of course.
stir in 1 cup flour and 1 teaspoon of baking powder. Ummm... organic?
Add 2 teaspoons of good bourbon. Or if you do this a lot, put some vanilla beans in a brown glass jar with some good bourbon. wait a few weeks, shake. Use that.
I like a handful of chopped up dried cherries in there to.

Put that shit in a pan and bake it. Check it every 5 minutes after 15 minutes by sticking a toothpick or a kebob skewer or your needle dick in there. When it comes out dry after it came out wet the last time, turn off the oven. Wait for the brownies to cool. Eat.



Re: Random rants Reply #502 on: April 29, 2009, 02:32:59 AM
Fucking soy faggots.  I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk like every glass is straight from Sarah's tit.  Fucking. Soy. Faggots.
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Re: Random rants Reply #503 on: April 29, 2009, 05:07:54 AM
I bake with weed.



Re: Random rants Reply #504 on: April 29, 2009, 09:41:58 AM
Fucking soy faggots.  I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk like every glass is straight from Sarah's tit.  Fucking. Soy. Faggots.

People become intolerant of milk because we're not really supposed to drink it past early childhood.  And the only milk we're built to drink is milk from our mothers. Which seems obvious once you realize that we are fucking mammals and mammals nurse their young.

That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.
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Re: Random rants Reply #505 on: April 29, 2009, 10:05:58 AM
I'm not a mammal.

I'M THE FUCKING LIZARD KING!



Re: Random rants Reply #506 on: April 29, 2009, 10:06:41 AM
can you do anything?
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Re: Random rants Reply #507 on: April 29, 2009, 10:07:52 AM
No, not really.



Re: Random rants Reply #508 on: April 29, 2009, 10:34:45 AM
Yeah but cereal tastes good. Milk and cookies taste good.




Re: Random rants Reply #509 on: April 29, 2009, 10:36:35 AM
Fucking soy faggots.  I'm lactose intolerant and I drink milk like every glass is straight from Sarah's tit.  Fucking. Soy. Faggots.

People become intolerant of milk because we're not really supposed to drink it past early childhood.  And the only milk we're built to drink is milk from our mothers. Which seems obvious once you realize that we are fucking mammals and mammals nurse their young.

That said, I'm not giving up cow's milk any time soon. Or ice cream or cheese or anything else made with milk. Evolution be damned.


evolution is how we came to be able to drink milk past breastfeeding...use all the resources available to you...