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Random rants(Read 109338 times)
Re: Random rants Reply #570 on: May 02, 2009, 05:38:54 PM
goddamn watermarks



Re: Random rants Reply #571 on: May 02, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
Motherfucker. Crop his watermark out of the photos. Or cover them with something else.



Re: Random rants Reply #572 on: May 02, 2009, 07:45:48 PM
EDIT: Also, he puts a stupid watermark on all the photos he takes.
what do the watermarks say/look like?
It has his name, his email and a picture of a camera. In the corner of every fucking pic.
It doesn't sound that bad to me.  Maybe I'm just having trouble visualizing how obnoxious it is.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #573 on: May 03, 2009, 07:40:36 AM
Motherfucker. Crop his watermark out of the photos. Or cover them with something else.
It doesn't sound that bad to me.  Maybe I'm just having trouble visualizing how obnoxious it is.

They're too big. And rude. I asked for the original pics.. no reply as of yet.



Re: Random rants Reply #574 on: May 03, 2009, 08:08:37 AM
You people do not amuse me.
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Re: Random rants Reply #575 on: May 03, 2009, 08:15:07 AM
I have hiccups.



Re: Random rants Reply #576 on: May 03, 2009, 08:48:11 AM
I have hiccups.

Are they in your butt ?
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Re: Random rants Reply #577 on: May 03, 2009, 08:49:03 AM
Apparently so.



Re: Random rants Reply #578 on: May 03, 2009, 08:52:07 AM
sexy !
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #579 on: May 03, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
Can I see?  In you butt?  To check for hiccups?  And polyps?
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Re: Random rants Reply #580 on: May 03, 2009, 09:54:14 AM
Can I see?  In you butt?  To check for hiccups?  And polyps?
I don't know, can you?



Re: Random rants Reply #581 on: May 03, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
*ahem*.....may I?
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Re: Random rants Reply #582 on: May 03, 2009, 10:29:56 AM
No. Polyps scare me.



Re: Random rants Reply #583 on: May 03, 2009, 10:34:39 AM
Really?  Hornets scare me.  Fuck those fuckers.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #584 on: May 03, 2009, 10:47:01 AM
Hornets are okay. They're just like fat bees really, and bees are cool. They are logical and I love honey.



Re: Random rants Reply #585 on: May 03, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Fat bees? What kind of hornets do you have?


Fuck those ground dwelling surprise attack assholes. 
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Re: Random rants Reply #586 on: May 03, 2009, 11:00:20 AM
My bad, bees are like fat hornets. To be honest, bees, wasps and hornets are too similar for me to distinguish between. We don't have enough of them around.



Re: Random rants Reply #587 on: May 03, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
Where do you live?  They're fucking everywhere here (Maine, USA), all three.  Actually, that picture is of a Yellow Jacket, which is a wasp technically.  Wasps and hornets are really interchangeable here.  No africanized honeybees here yet though!
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Re: Random rants Reply #588 on: May 03, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
England.

They say that the bees are dying out.



Re: Random rants Reply #589 on: May 03, 2009, 11:18:49 AM
England.

They say that the bees are dying out.

Let's kill em all.  Fuck pollination.
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Re: Random rants Reply #590 on: May 03, 2009, 11:20:05 AM
Let's kill em all.  Fuck pollination.
What?!! Think of the honey!!

And you call yourself fat... Sheesh.



Re: Random rants Reply #591 on: May 03, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
I prefer my sugar to come from cane, TYVM.
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Re: Random rants Reply #592 on: May 03, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
They say that the bees are dying out.
Turns out, they're just sick.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #593 on: May 03, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
Where do you live?  They're fucking everywhere here (Maine, USA), all three.  Actually, that picture is of a Yellow Jacket, which is a wasp technically.  Wasps and hornets are really interchangeable here.  No africanized honeybees here yet though!

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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #594 on: May 04, 2009, 04:31:55 AM
BUGS BUGS....



Re: Random rants Reply #595 on: May 04, 2009, 06:09:44 AM
A bee can only sting you once, yellow Jackets can sting you as many times as they like, and they do like. They will chase you all the way across the yard if you fuck with them
They are nothing like bees.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Random rants Reply #596 on: May 04, 2009, 11:53:37 AM
same for wasps.  black wasps and red awsps have different temperments, but that's just a variance in "mean" and "drunk mean".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #597 on: May 04, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
A bee can only sting you once, yellow Jackets can sting you as many times as they like, and they do like. They will chase you all the way across the yard if you fuck with them
They are nothing like bees.

They are cunts for sure.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #598 on: May 05, 2009, 09:24:12 AM
Let me tell you at least one reason as to why some of the male gender sucks: apparently they think all women who don't dress like the Amish are whores.

Last week I was waiting for the bus. It was like 8:20am on a Tuesday. I was wearing a black dress that was about 4 inches above my knee, some really cool fishnet tights from work, and some flat black shoes. Some man yells out the window as he is driving buy, "HOW MUCH?" I didn't look like a fucking hooker in any way shape or form.

Today, I am wearing a really short dress, some black wedge boots, some black opaque cable patterened tights. It is raining today so I also had a grey hooded jacket on. I was walking out of the subway, I had the hood pulled over my head and was listening to my ipod rather loudly. Some man came up to me and said something. I took the earbuds out of my ears and said what? he said "You shouldn't have let that guy disrespect you like that." I said "what are you talking about?" I heard nothing since I was listening to music. He looks like he's getting ready to explain something then says "Nevermind."  So obviously some other man said yet another derogatory remark to me as I was walking from the subway.


I know! How about I start dressing like THIS all the time:


or perhaps this:


« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 09:27:32 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #599 on: May 05, 2009, 03:18:46 PM
Men are going to make stupid remarks regardless.  If you choose the burka they will probably see this:


My random rant:  Why the fuck was I so stupid to put up with an asshole for so long?  He makes me want to kill.