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Re: Random rants Reply #360 on: April 19, 2009, 07:12:39 PM
Note to self : never accept a lift home from underclass.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #361 on: April 19, 2009, 07:34:11 PM
She's too fat, and doesn't realize that when she gets in the box, her ass is still hanging out...
Can you get a bigger box?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #362 on: April 19, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
She's too fat, and doesn't realize that when she gets in the box, her ass is still hanging out...
Can you get a bigger box?

I have done that twice. She now shits in a big rubbermaid storage container that I cut a door in. But she's a big woman at 23lbs and leaves her ass pointing out when she goes inside.




Re: Random rants Reply #363 on: April 19, 2009, 07:50:48 PM


???
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Re: Random rants Reply #364 on: April 19, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
I may have to give up a bedroom and hope she goes all the way in before dropping trou.



Re: Random rants Reply #365 on: April 19, 2009, 07:54:12 PM
wtf, is she a frigging bobcat?
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Re: Random rants Reply #366 on: April 19, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
Just a fat tortoiseshell. She looks like her mom got raped by a raccoon.



Re: Random rants Reply #367 on: April 19, 2009, 08:01:46 PM
Good thing it wasent a skunk.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #368 on: April 19, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
I took a couple of pics...




Re: Random rants Reply #369 on: April 19, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
holy crap that is a big pussy
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Re: Random rants Reply #370 on: April 19, 2009, 08:36:01 PM
I tried to use my hand as a size reference but she kept biting me...bitch.  :D



Re: Random rants Reply #371 on: April 19, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
I was going on the girth-to-head-size ratio. That thing reminds me of Jabba the Hutt
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #372 on: April 19, 2009, 08:39:20 PM
It's unhealthy. My cat got that big, had to swap him to diet food. He just eats too many mice and skinks.

You got that cat on a diet ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #373 on: April 19, 2009, 08:42:13 PM
It's unhealthy. My cat got that big, had to swap him to diet food. He just eats too many mice and skinks.

You got that cat on a diet ?

She's 12, and over the years I've tried many diet foods, and I don't overfeed. She is just fat. It could be thyroid, I suppose, but I am not into spending hundreds of dollars on a cat.
 
I was going on the girth-to-head-size ratio. That thing reminds me of Jabba the Hutt

That is really funny, because her name is Abbey and we call he Abba the Hutt all the time... :D As well as Flabio



Re: Random rants Reply #374 on: April 19, 2009, 08:47:47 PM
She's 12, and over the years I've tried many diet foods, and I don't overfeed. She is just fat. It could be thyroid, I suppose, but I am not into spending hundreds of dollars on a cat.

I was just wondering if she was eating things you didnt know about. 12.. yeah well, not much you can do now. Hope she kicks on for awhile to come.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #375 on: April 19, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
No, she's an indoor cat. No food I don't know about.



Re: Random rants Reply #376 on: April 19, 2009, 08:53:12 PM
ahh, weird.  Missing any children ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Random rants Reply #377 on: April 19, 2009, 08:59:23 PM
I tried to use my hand as a size reference but she kept biting me...bitch.  :D
I wonder where she learned that!
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Re: Random rants Reply #378 on: April 19, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
That's not a very big cat. Luke, tell em about Jake.

PS: Daisey, nect time you post cat pictures, lose the socks mkay?
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Re: Random rants Reply #379 on: April 19, 2009, 09:08:59 PM
That's not a very big cat. Luke, tell em about Jake.
Zoomie calls his anus, "Jake".  It's really disturbing.
Especially when he talking about feeding Jake, and how he's so fat but keeps on eating more.

:(
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Re: Random rants Reply #380 on: April 19, 2009, 09:13:07 PM
That was supposed to be our little secret. They actually believed I deleted TreeHugger's tit pics and that I had a cat.

You suck.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #381 on: April 19, 2009, 09:15:20 PM


PS: Daisey, nect time you post cat pictures, lose the socks mkay?

Whoops! I should have remembered that...sorry...



Re: Random rants Reply #382 on: April 20, 2009, 02:09:44 PM
CD's are made to be played, and oft-times I'll throw away the case to save space, after a cursory read. It's OK for books to look a little worn after reading them. I hate when people bitch that their books look old, scruffy and used because that's the goddam point.

Thank you! I feel totally the same. I almost never borrow books cuz so many people are fussy about folding the page etc. It's just stuff, and it's meant to be used.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #383 on: April 20, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
CD's are made to be played, and oft-times I'll throw away the case to save space, after a cursory read. It's OK for books to look a little worn after reading them. I hate when people bitch that their books look old, scruffy and used because that's the goddam point.

Thank you! I feel totally the same. I almost never borrow books cuz so many people are fussy about folding the page etc. It's just stuff, and it's meant to be used.

not if you ever plan on reselling them.
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Re: Random rants Reply #384 on: April 20, 2009, 02:32:59 PM
I never do. I'm a total packrat.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #385 on: April 20, 2009, 04:28:45 PM
Me too but I only keep hardcover books. If I read a paperback I really like, I'll obsess about finding it in hardcover. Then I put it on the shelf and never touch it again. Paperbacks get read  and either sent to the thrift or to the reading room at the community center. And I don't even have a library card.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #386 on: April 20, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
I go out of my way to not buy hardcover books. If there's a book I really want, and it's only available in hardcover so far, then fuck it I'll wait.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #387 on: April 20, 2009, 05:31:14 PM
We don't even buy books. We get them from the library, forget and end up having to pay fines every time. But it's all good, still cheaper than buying the books new.



Re: Random rants Reply #388 on: April 20, 2009, 05:35:23 PM
Oh I don't ever buy anything new. I get them used on Amazon or in book stores or thrifts.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #389 on: April 20, 2009, 07:43:47 PM
what the fuck is up with tip jars EVERYWHERE now???  like why should i tip at dunkin donuts?  they are literally just doing their job.  a waitstaff/bartenders i could see they could concievably do some extra shit to earn a tip.  but someone handing me a cup of coffee?  am i tipping them so they don't throw the coffee in my face? 

and why do we tip cab drivers?  i am never going to see this person again.  even if i take a cab every day for the rest of my life i will never see him again.  he was on the phone like a 16 year old girl the entire time, almost killed me 3 times, did kill 1 pedestrian, and took the long way to kill time and sit in traffic.  here's an extra 2 dollars cos i am, technically, still alive.
Like yours.  Only different.