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Random rants(Read 113050 times)
Re: Random rants Reply #390 on: April 20, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
's right, tipping is shite.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #391 on: April 20, 2009, 11:10:17 PM
I like to start out my dinner with ten ones lined up next to me on the table.  I say to the waiter, "look here waiter, if you fuck anything up then I will deplete from this pile that is your potential tip, if you please me however I will add to this pile."  But after I pay my bill I generally just pick up the pile, because I'm cheap.



Re: Random rants Reply #392 on: April 20, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
I like that method. I approve. Sasha, come to NYC with Luke. You're cool.

don't bring Kyle though
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #393 on: April 21, 2009, 05:03:12 AM
just his plastic penis...



Re: Random rants Reply #394 on: April 21, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Sasha, come to NYC with Luke. You're cool.
PARTY AT TRICKYS HOUSE
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #395 on: April 21, 2009, 09:09:25 AM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #396 on: April 21, 2009, 09:20:08 AM
And, your point?

The 70's rocked.



Re: Random rants Reply #397 on: April 21, 2009, 09:53:21 AM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #398 on: April 21, 2009, 09:59:35 AM
An excuse to get naked and have an orgy never goes out of style..




Re: Random rants Reply #399 on: April 21, 2009, 09:29:38 PM
pfft. i still haven't seen you naked and we've been friends for years. i begin to suspect your chromasomes...you have to be a man. women can't tell me no...when i ask.



Re: Random rants Reply #400 on: April 21, 2009, 09:53:02 PM
That's because as a general rule I don't do naked photography...



Re: Random rants Reply #401 on: April 21, 2009, 10:08:27 PM
i don't like that. it displeases me.



Re: Random rants Reply #402 on: April 21, 2009, 10:11:54 PM
My parents use the internet.



Re: Random rants Reply #403 on: April 21, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
My parents use the internet.

Mine do as well.  Your point?



Re: Random rants Reply #404 on: April 21, 2009, 10:15:14 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie



Re: Random rants Reply #405 on: April 21, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
That's because as a general rule I don't do naked photography...

Rules are meant to be broken. Thats how society progresses!



Re: Random rants Reply #406 on: April 21, 2009, 10:27:41 PM
My point is that I don't want anyone to see me nekkie

What a waste. 



Re: Random rants Reply #407 on: April 21, 2009, 11:03:57 PM
That's like Jay fuckin Leno with all those classic cars and bikes and he takes a cab to work.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #408 on: April 21, 2009, 11:06:01 PM
That's like Jay fuckin Leno with all those classic cars and bikes and he takes a cab to work.



Re: Random rants Reply #409 on: April 21, 2009, 11:16:53 PM
How can you NOT want me? We like, share one brain...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #410 on: April 21, 2009, 11:18:44 PM
How can you NOT want me? We like, share one brain...

I'm done with guys for a while. 



Re: Random rants Reply #411 on: April 21, 2009, 11:26:55 PM
Me too ...

Wait, what?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #412 on: April 21, 2009, 11:31:42 PM
Yeah and me with 400 doses of Viagra.

OK, tricky I'm officially desperate.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Random rants Reply #413 on: April 21, 2009, 11:34:55 PM
I can't wait to see where this goes ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #414 on: April 21, 2009, 11:49:02 PM
Wow.  Conversation get's really fucking dull when I'm not posting.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #415 on: April 21, 2009, 11:52:12 PM
Yeah, I addressed that here ...
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=303.30
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #416 on: April 22, 2009, 04:31:11 AM
rant rant rant



Re: Random rants Reply #417 on: April 22, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...

Here's the fly in your ointment; he'd've had to have gone to school in the first place ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Random rants Reply #418 on: April 22, 2009, 02:19:50 PM
Toga party?  Welcome to 1975, Lucas.

They still had these when I was in college.
They probably would have had them at your school, too...

Here's the fly in your ointment; he'd've had to have gone to school in the first place ...

I'm a fucking high school graduate, fuck you guys in the ass.  Fuckin' snobby holier-than-thou college grads.  I'm definitely not referring to the person who's post is above this one.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Random rants Reply #419 on: April 22, 2009, 02:21:11 PM
I'm glad you AT LEAST took that initiative ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')