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... in theory

seriously, guys. we just want to see somebody's peen. specifically, somebody who posts here. not just random wieners.

Remember that Surreal World that Ron Jeremy was on and that hot black chick was dying to see his dick and begged and begged him to see it but he wouldn't show her? That was the best gag ever!

I'm taken ladies, so I can't post pictures of my dick. Maybe one of the single guys here can scratch that itch for you but do it in private cuz I don't want to see it.

For realz. Is it really that hard to ask, what with all the boobs you guys have seen? C'mon. Don't be a fuckin' pussy.

alright, krsna, we get it. you're taken. so am i. so what?

@Tricky:

I don't think anybody has seen yours yet miss big talker. If anybody gets to see cock it should be Sarah.

Speaking of Sarah, where's Si been? I want to know what the over / under is on Sarah's marriage falling apart now that she's posting here again.

alright, krsna, we get it. you're taken. so am i. so what?

My girlfriend likes to keep close tabs on me (and she's pregnant). I don't want to give her any reason to think I'm up to anything untoward.

In all seriousness, Sarah has been the most fucking generous to us.  The rest of you slits are good for fucking nothing.

And what are you good for besides taking drugs? Post a pic of your dick and I'll STFU.

And what are you good for besides taking drugs? Post a pic of your dick and I'll STFU.

w00t!

agmigad you made a baybay. congrats. parenting is awesome.

someone named sarah has a marriage what's falling apart? that's unfortunate.

And what are you good for besides taking drugs? Post a pic of your dick and I'll STFU.

Is there a camera that can take a picture of something that small?

agmigad you made a baybay. congrats. parenting is awesome.

someone named sarah has a marriage what's falling apart? that's unfortunate.

Yeah, tell me about it. This is my fourth one.

well i think you should take them all on maury.

Oh no you di-int.  I'll do what I want.

well i think you should take them all on maury.

Now why would I do that?

So we can all watch it and get a laugh at your expense?

inorite. why do i want anyone to do anything?

Time for posting of Maury video clips.

I know who my baby's mommas are, no need for maury.

Unless you want to claim one of them is the reincarnation of GG Allin!

Now THAT would be bad ass!

In all seriousness, Sarah has been the most fucking generous to us.  The rest of you slits are good for fucking nothing.

on the defensive. i've been more than generous with anyone worthy.

cue Wayne and Garth

In other words, you're a good for nothing slit.

I've never in my life harangued a person to show me their goods.  Why bother when you can see 37 million sets of tits, or balls, or whatever gives you the jollies on the internet for free without even exerting any effort?

That said, the ladies' demands have merit.  They have been extraordinarily forthcoming, and have had no real incentive to do so.  Justice demands dick pics, someone is going to have to fall on the sword and unsheathe theirs.  It is only fair.

My vote is for the Grand Archivist Bagman.  Seeing as how he seems to have cataloged thousands of random pictures of ass and titties and dicks of every soul he has met on the internet for the last 15 years I think it is only fair that he should have to reciprocate.

Starshark posted his wiener one time...

I think that was enough for all of us.

In other words, you're a good for nothing slit.

i'm very sorry you weren't worthy.

My vote is for the Grand Archivist Bagman.  Seeing as how he seems to have cataloged thousands of random pictures of ass and titties and dicks of every soul he has met on the internet for the last 15 years I think it is only fair that he should have to reciprocate.

I promised tricky a cock picture, and I am a man of my word. I'm just building that anticipation... waiting for the right moment to spring it on you.

And I ask nothing in return, except the award for having either A the biggest balls on the board for posting my junk, or B the dumbest fuck on the boards for posting my junk.


PS: Check out Cap, pre-receding hairline.

.....no.