I promised tricky a cock picture, and I am a man of my word. I'm just building that anticipation... waiting for the right moment to spring it on you.

Finally a dick picture! Thanks bagman. The rest of you guys are pussies.

Rant #456,230
Guys on this board besides baggy not posting pictures of their peen.

I promised tricky a cock picture, and I am a man of my word. I'm just building that anticipation... waiting for the right moment to spring it on you.

Finally a dick picture! Thanks bagman. The rest of you guys are pussies.

Rant #456,230
Guys on this board besides baggy not posting pictures of their peen.

Oh I would have flaunted my dick a few years ago, but trust me, you don't wanna see it right now.

Why? Got some STD's along the way?

Oh jesus, where have you been?

Do tell. I know you have some crazy stories like myself but you got some STD's? I retract on that danzig/ bagman DP.

Do tell. I know you have some crazy stories like myself but you got some STD's? I retract on that danzig/ bagman DP.

I'll fucking refrain from going any further on the forums in futile hopes that certain people will let me tell you all my juicy secrets in private and not be dinks right now, but I highly doubt that.

Do tell. I know you have some crazy stories like myself but you got some STD's? I retract on that danzig/ bagman DP.

Only the danzig portion of that, right?

Ok I'm still getting fucking metal images of Baggy fucking Brook wearing only a vest and a yamaka and it's fucking GROSSING ME OUT.  GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!! GRRRR

Unfortunately, I don't need to rely on mental images for scary things that GROSS ME OUT.

This face, still gives me frightmares to this day.



Tricky, can you imagine this face when he's wanking off to those pics you posted?

Hahaha, young and blimpy!  Other than my fattaciousness, I'm hawt.  And I'm like a different fat now.  Hard to explain.

You've ascended to a whole other level? Taken your fattiness, and accomplished with it what you never before believed your fattiness could achieve?

Either way, I'm forced to balance out that horrible pic with an awesome one.



It's ok Balor, you can jerk it if you want, I don't care.

Actually, getting thinner could be construed as matching what I said precisely.

Actually, getting thinner could be construed as matching what I said precisely.

I grow tired of your angsty and borderline emo posts.

drug : what happened to the right side of your face. (im assuming its you)

PS: Check out Cap, pre-receding hairline.

I can't believe you have my high school senior pictures saved on your hard drive.  That is beyond infinitely creepy.  For real though, I was lookin' fly in that shit.  Thanks for bringing me back.

You should have believed it by now. Know how some people collect stamps, or comics, or as in the 40 Year Old Virgin, classic toys? Or maybe Pez dispensers, shot glasses, or snow globes? Well I collect A-S/L-G artifacts, pictures and history. I don't know why I started this "hobby" years ago, but maybe because I thought it would be funny to look back at it all in 10 - 20 years. You all should actually be honored I spent this amount of time cataloging/searching/archiving your lives. (in pictures at least)

But sure, call it creepy if you want.

Hey, check it out. I even have a picture your old dorm room.hah.


 

Now THAT is fucking weird.  I don't even have that picture.  That's all my roommate Tim's stuff, not even my side of the room.  What the fuck?

Hahaha see I'm not even sure I know what half the shit is that I do have. I just know who it's tied to, somehow. I knew this was your dorm room at some point, but didn't know it was your roommate's side of the room. Weird.

I also have a sub-folder under the main one called "Capx2000 photos", but don't recognize any of the people in any of the photos in that folder. They were taken in Jan 2001. (1/15/2001 and 1/16/2001). Have no clue where it came from.

Now THAT is fucking weird.  I don't even have that picture.  That's all my roommate Tim's stuff, not even my side of the room.  What the fuck?

No, the weirdest part of it all is he probabaly jerked off to that photo at some point.

The secret answer of the day is: HPV

oh, hell, like 70% of people will end up with one form of hpv or another before they die.

I have the hpv vaccine. Wooo. Doesn't mean I can't get it/ don't have it though. It's impossible to test for all strains since there are so many of them. Or so I've heard. But I've never gotten a positive result from any of my tests.

Rant# 753,852: HPV and all STD's

oh, hell, like 70% of people will end up with one form of hpv or another before they die.

I know ...
I'm still not fucking him though ...

yeah, i tested positive for some form of hpv right before i got married but i've had.. hmm.. two paps a year for the first three years after that and one pap a year since then makes... 9 negative tests (the next one after the original test was also positive) since then.

never had any warts or abnormal cervical cells or anything. sometimes some people's bodies can just clear it out. kinda weird.

oh, hell, like 70% of people will end up with one form of hpv or another before they die.

That's what I said!

Now THAT is fucking weird.  I don't even have that picture.  That's all my roommate Tim's stuff, not even my side of the room.  What the fuck?

No, the weirdest part of it all is he probabaly jerked off to that photo at some point.

You're not in the photo babe. I only jerk to ones with you in them.

Thanks Thrash, I knew it would be you.

Well anyways, I was royally fucked though, seriously.  A raw fucking deal.  Fact: 1 in 100 people have HPV.  So you have a 1 in 100 chance of getting it if you fuck someone.  Fact:  I've stuck my penis in five different vaginas in my life, as in I can count them all on one hand.....yeah, the odds were WAY in my fucking favor.  Fact:  I had NO WAY of knowing I got anything before it was too late.  God just hates me I guess. 

According to a 1997 American Journal of Medicine article, nearly three in four Americans between the ages of 15 and 49 have been infected with genital HPV at some point in their life.

from the guttmacher institute.

your odds of getting it are waaaay higher than 1 in 100.

Yeah, I saw a figure at one point that said 50% of the sexually active population is carrying HPV.