No.

I want to cut my hair really short and cut off my beard but it would feel really weird after all these years.

...and none of the women you've accosted could identify you!

I want to cut my hair really short and cut off my beard but it would feel really weird after all these years.

I dare you to go zero on both head and face and post before and after close-ups.

I don't do dares.

But do you do triple dog dares?

Depends on the dogs.

Hahahahahaha

...and none of the women you've accosted could identify you!

Holy roffles!

Next time use shampoo on it.

What a weird idea. I just recently thought of doing this for myself. I've been going the whole Serj Tankian direction and growing a long if not exactly full-on Grizzly Adams beard. The soap just wasn't doing it for me any more so I started using shampoo. Then it progressed to conditioner as well. I feel like such a dandy. It's great. I should put ribbons in and if I had longer hair I could try to pull off a bearded-woman Oscar Wilde look. But no. My hair is shaved down to a few millimeters and I've actually just stopped using the emasculating conditioner.

The big question now is not how to clean the beard, but rather whether the beard goes over the sheets or under. A surprisingly difficult question.

Ask Santa ...

we loves us some beards in the northwest!

I only got about as far as the dude in the lower left.

None for me, thanks ...

oh, the 'jason lee'
that's more like scruff, not so much a beard.

>>but rather whether the beard goes over the sheets or under. A surprisingly difficult question.<<

Everything goes under, just as my kitties, they know.

Sigh, I forgot about the hipsters coming along and ruining beards.

Damn hipsters.

They're almost as bad as immigrants.

Well, that was certainly a bold leap in logic.

you're right. theyre much worse.

yeah, at least immigrants have their own culture.

oh, the 'jason lee'
that's more like scruff, not so much a beard.

Yeah, like that but with a longer goatee and more substantial mustache.

Anyway, I now have the goatee and 'stache and sideburns that join with my beard. Just not the teeny thin type, cuz I hate that shit.

Go the Jim "the anvil" Neidhart look.

Hahaha my brother-in-law calls me that.

This has gotta be the longest I've had hair in a long time. I haven't had a shaved head since about June, and have even had a couple of proper haircuts. The fuck is wrong with me?

Opposite now. I now haven't shaved my head since December 2010!

Woo, I'm wondering if I will ever sport the follicles I once did.
It was easy to cut off but shit I guess I have to wait years for it to grow back.

Hitler was right.

I thought I posted something here telling you guys that you're beautiful whether you shave or not. Or some shit like that. You're beautiful men. I just wanted to say that. Just because people rarely put the words 'beautiful' and 'men' in the same sentence.

This has gotta be the longest I've had hair in a long time. I haven't had a shaved head since about June, and have even had a couple of proper haircuts. The fuck is wrong with me?

Opposite now. I now haven't shaved my head since December 2010!

I just did today ...