PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
Quote from: homeless-joe on March 27, 2009, 05:09:25 PMCome here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.you say that like it would be new territory for me
Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
ian does not need to wear a wetsuit
(even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't)
Quote from: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 10:18:26 AM(even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't)HEY.What does your dude have against us?!?!
True story: my first real kiss was in 6th grade with a Vietnamese girl who had long caught my fancy. The height difference was kind of outrageous, so we could only make out sitting down.
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time...