I am looking for normal guy - w4m

Looking for a guy who would want to host me on Friday and watch me take as much cock as I can get.I'll bang you first or in between others or both if your willing to host and let me have guys over to bang.It can be a gang fuck or one at a time whatever you want and I'll even let you pick the guys I fuck if you want.I'll bang your friends or you can post for guys or I can pick the guys if you prefer.I just am craving the feeling of a lot of different cocks and love to be watched.You can host at your house or a hotel.I am looking t be a nasty slut and would appreciate any help I can get.If you don't want to host but still want to screw write too as I am hoping for as many as possible.Send a picture and details about what you want and put pussy in the sub line.

Am I the only one that sees what's interesting about this?

Yeah, she didn't post her age, her weight or pictures of her feet. Even I'm picky about some things...

Well, there's that too ....

also doesn't actually SAY she's a woman?

my favorite part is that the person is looking for a "normal guy" that wants to host a gangbang.

Dave, why don't you just TELL US what you found interesting about it.

she's fat

my favorite part is that the person is looking for a "normal guy" that wants to host a gangbang.

WANNA WATCH ME MASTURBATE? - w4m

I am a 23 year old single parent. I am a student junior at the U of U. I love watching football and baseball. I like being outside when its warm and under 10 pounds of covers when its not. I like reading, Im better at writing, I like going out to the movies, I love music and concerts. I drink sparingly but I don't really get too drunk. I smoke when I drink NOT weed normal tobacco. I do not do drugs or tolerate people who do. I am looking for an open minded guy (hopefully liberal or chances are we probably wont get along). I am Catholic, and I am looking for someone who either doesn't care or is Catholic too. I am what I consider a lazy sunday catholic because I spend the majority of my day sleeping rather than going to church. I am looking for a NORMAL guy!!!

she's a fucking robot?
but then again...aren't they all?

looking 4 a good man

I am 24 yrs.old and tired of being alone...looking 4 something real..i have a 6yr.old son,who is my life..i am currently pregnant..hope that doesn't matter? just wan 2 find that special person 4 me

altruist

looking to host something while husband is gone for two months, i would like to try a gang screw, bi or maybe have a glory hole set up and lick off strangers. i would like to try parking lot sex watch and showing with others too. send a picture for a respond and plz be normal people.

This one can't figure out how old she is, and is the opposite of HJ;
... the title's all fucked up and the body of the letter is, well, HJ's a better writer, but you know what I mean

relatoinships rae oevrrated - w4m

i am looking for a man that wants an actual relationship. looking for long term. i want a stud that is honest, loving, fun, caring, dependable, and affectionate. i desire someone that is mature and wants an actual commited relationship, i am looking for a male that wants a girlfriend.i enjoy picnics, long drives, candle-lit-dinners, watching movies on the couch and at the theatre, shopping, concerts, holding hands.you must respect my relationship with my grandbaby, she is the world to me.i am 25 yrs old, 57, 280lbs, long curly brown hair and green eyes. i work, i have a car, i have my own apartment.age, size, and race not important. must work, and have own transportation.

Drunk posting.

Gandbaby  25 years old 5'7" fat.  ... naaa

Grandbaby that is 25years old, 57 years old, fat ... bingo !

How about, "I am 25 years old, 5' 7" 280 pounds..."

Maybe her husband has grandkids that aren't really hers. Maybe she's just lonely and not getting her needs fulfilled at home. Maybe she's a really good person in a really bad situatioon. Maybe you mongoloids should just leave her alone...

I mean...

Uh, what?

white hottie here - w4m

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE ME AN AWESOM ORAL ORGASMA...I LOVE TO HAVE MY BREASTS SUCKED AND MY PUSSY ATE..IM NOT LOOKING FOR A REALTIONSHIP OF ANY KIND JUST NSA..SO IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET WITH THAT HIT ME UP..I AM A BLK FEMALE...E-MAIL WITH EATING YOU OUT AND A PICTURE FOR QUICKER REPLEY...LOOKING TO HAVE THIS DONE TONIGHT.

I actually like how the standard "disclaimer option" for CL finished this one out ...

Celestial voyager? - w4m

you will be dressed as a ghost (preferably a simple sheet with holes cut for the eyes and mouth). ill leave the door unlocked and you will walk into the entrance way, remove your sheet, and hang it on hooks provided above the lounge door (the first door on the right), strategically placing the mouth hole at meatstick height. insert penis and then knock twice. i will then open the door and proceed to suck your cock. once i finish, i will close the door, you will replace your costume and carry on your way.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I don't think they meant to word the title QUITE this way ...

only those looking for hassle - w4m -

We say a hello, maybe a kiss on the cheek. Sit on the couch, you hand creeps to my leg. I kiss your ear and neck, Second base, hand all over my boobs. I take your hand and lead you to the bedroom. I sit on the edge of the bed, you standing in front of me. I unzip your pants and pull your rod out. you put your hand on the back on my head and i put your rod deep in my mouth. Multi tasking, I also take my shirt off. Eventually I turn on my stomach and you take me doggy style.NOWI dont expect anything but an oragsam

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Looking For Daddy - f4m

My name is Tressa im 26 and currenty going to school to be a for CNA and then on for medical assistant i enjoy hunting, fishing, camping and ridding quads and horses i also have a birth defect called spina bifida and also am an amputee but that doesnt stop me from doing anything if i sound like someone you would like to get to know plz write back :)age range 21-28plz send photo and age thanks

And amputee with SB on a horse... that's fuckin' hot.

Tell me about it!

DP's A'PLENTY!

Seeking Openminded SWM (Jacksonville/DeLand)

We are a male and female looking for another male who is open to being our friend and more. We prefer that you are straight because we are not looking for any male on male play; but to join us in play every so often. When we play it does involve fetishes so it would be a plus if you are into or open to that. We are not only looking to be physical so if all you are seeking is to get laid we are not for you. Upfront, we are both big so if that is a turn off do not bother replying. Our preferred ages are between 35 and 60 but can go up or down. I am a 21 year old female who lives in the southern area of Jacksonville but go to the Volusia area pretty often to see my friend, I have brown eyes, dark brown hair, about 5'7", Italian and PR mix. My friend is a 55 year old male, greenish brown eyes, white grayish hair, about 5'10", Italian and German mix. He is married so if you are the type to judge about the fact he is married or our age difference then do not bother to reply. I also usually only see him late at night, so being able to go down to that area later on in the day would be a plus. The reason for wanting someone single is because I would like someone I can see off and on as well. Any one liners or only asking for pics will be ignored. Do not need to share life stories but would like to know that you at least read it and show that you actually have an interest.

Blonde dwf24 kinky/fun - w4m

i am a pregnant mom with a three year old son. it seems i am living every day of my life in a rut and im looking for someone special to help me see what life is. i have my baggage and my issues, but i am not asking for someone to have to deal with any of it. i have gone through more in my life than id care to mention here, but id open up if we click. i know this seems a little scattered, but i am a bad writer and i am more normal in person. lol if you want to know more about me let me know! pls put something in the headline so i know you are not a botthank you for stopping by! i look foreward to hear from you!

In need of a man.. - w4m

ive become so totally addicted to black cock. talk filthy to me as i use my mouth to service your huge black dick. perfect day for me to service those mature black men who love to feel a warm wet mouth on the dick. no gag reflex. i can swallow the snake. let me cover that black dick with plenty of saliva. love to feel it swell real hard down my throat. if the vibe is right, ill get on all fours and let you slide that black pipe up in this tite white ass. please pull out, rip off the condom and shoot all your warm cum across my face. i wanna leave with the scent of your cum on my face and neck.

Wait, WTF ARE you looking for here?

bbw looking for a long term fwb - w4m

Im 22, stable, and independent. I love animals and kids, I work with both. I cant post my picture on here due to a CL stalker, but I promise your pic will get mine. Im five five, blue eyed, curvy and fun. Im looking for someone to enjoy life with, whos looking for a lasting relationship. please do not hit me up if youre looking for a booty call, youll be wasting your time and mine. Hit me up! i hope to hear from you!! you can find me on AIM at thecauseofafight . hope to hear from you.

Yeah, why don't you just use the screen name "gonnafuckupyourlife"...

I have a stalker too ! and here's my home address.....

Maybe I should forward this to HitlerJesus ...
All that's missing is the reference to chikkins ...
... Apparently she likes cock though, so I think we're all good

Looking for The Man of my Dreams.... maybe you? - w4m

YOU WANT A TOY TO USE 1 OR MORE TIMES OR UNTIL YOU GET SICK OF THERE DIRTY LITTLE HOLES OR WEAR THEM OUT SO THEY ARE NO FUN ANYMORE ? MAYBE TRY THE THROAT THAT HOLE STAYS TIGHT ... YOU WORK IT RIGHT IT WILL MASSAGE TYOUR BIG DICK ..... REPLY ME LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT MASTER /SIR

I'd love to see a copy of that header.

Uhm, mixed message, maybe?

I'm looking for someone to experiment with - w4m - 26

i am a nice woman and ready for true love. I only want one thing... to get laid.. I dont do the REAL crazy stuff, so well have to keeo it KIND of tame, k?.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seeking Eunich

I have been in the pornographic films industry for several years and I'm so sick and tired of dicks I can hardly stand it! If you have no genitals or are willing to have them removed then you may be the man for me.

I do not like and absolutely refuse to take part in any of the following:
blowjobs
rimjobs
footjobs
buttjobs
vaginajobs
dirty sanchez
blumpkins
strawberry shortcake
flaming dragon
Houdini
donkey punch
cincinati bowtie
gasmask
hot lunch
golden showers
cleaveland steamer
the Paul Rubins
gramma sophie's curtains
the Pittsburg landfill
I'm a mac and I'm a pc
how to lose a guy in ten gays
or any other sexual act of any kind.

If this sounds like your idea of a good time then get in touch.

serious inquiries only. No weirdos please.

to the beautiful lady who saw me pooping - m4w

Me: Taking a huge poop in the l5p pizza bathroom.

You: Drunk, beautiful, Discovered that I forgot to lock the door in my haste.

Look, I know it must have been awkward for you to see me in that state, and especially since it didnt seem to bother me that you walked in. We made eye contact for a brief moment, you have the most beautiful brown eyes (no pun intended). I said "hey beautiful lady" right as you slammed the door, and i meant it. Everyone poops, and now that you have seen me pooping, I feel like we have already moved our relationship to a higher level. If you read this, and feel the same way, respond... I hope the smell didnt offend you, I ate indian food for lunch..