http://cgi.ebay.com/SCA-Helm-Armor-Mild-Steel-William-De-Staunton-LARP-Renn_W0QQitemZ300302438458QQihZ020QQcategoryZ475QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262?_trksid=p1742.m153.l1262

so everybody send me $5 so I can get authorized at Blackstone Raids next month. Then I can fight at Pennsic.

What do we get in return for $5.00 worth of sponsorship?

fag.

I just think that if I pitch in $5.00 then I should get a portion of the helmet to display a message of my choosing.

***ignores backwater foreigners and morbidly obese people who are jealous because they don't make armor in size "celestial"***

I will advertise the website or product of your choice on my tabard and a second on my quiver as long as it contains no profanity or vulgarity for a period of three events of my choosing. If you purchase the helm outright, I will advertise the website or product of your choice, again, with no profanity or vulgarity, painted on the wall of my yurt or frame tent at every event I attend for one year.

What a deal. I think Thrash should buy it for you and force you to advertise LG on yor tent.

I'm broke, but I like forcing more conditions.
Zoomie, your promise to display various things does include photographic proof for the board doesn't it?

***ignores backwater foreigners and morbidly obese people who are jealous because they don't make armor in size "celestial"***

I will advertise the website or product of your choice on my tabard and a second on my quiver as long as it contains no profanity or vulgarity for a period of three events of my choosing. If you purchase the helm outright, I will advertise the website or product of your choice, again, with no profanity or vulgarity, painted on the wall of my yurt or frame tent at every event I attend for one year.

'Least I'm not a LARP fag.

You know, I think that would be a step up for you.

'Least I'm not a LARP fag.

Neither am I.

OK one of my kinsman came through with a spare. Dodged a bullet on that one. Wasn't looking forward to having "Fleshlight.com" painted on the wall of my yurt through 8 or 9 events...

You know, with $37.50 shipping, it's almost a bean already ...

OK one of my kinsman came through with a spare. Dodged a bullet on that one. Wasn't looking forward to having "Fleshlight.com" painted on the wall of my yurt through 8 or 9 events...

Having Fleshlight.com painted on your yurt would be geting off light.

I was thinking tubgirl.com and have a picture of the tubgirl stenciled on the side.

***ignores backwater foreigners and morbidly obese people who are jealous because they don't make armor in size "celestial"***

I will advertise the website or product of your choice on my tabard and a second on my quiver as long as it contains no profanity or vulgarity for a period of three events of my choosing. If you purchase the helm outright, I will advertise the website or product of your choice, again, with no profanity or vulgarity, painted on the wall of my yurt or frame tent at every event I attend for one year.

so did you buy this homo-hat?

Whatev, sheepfucker.

Are you going to get them to cut out the cock hole in the face grill or are you planning on doing that on your own?

You know, funny thing; I thought TRICKY started this thread when I first replied ...

That wouldnt make much sense Thrash, since as krapsna pointed out there's no hole in the front for dicksucking. DUH

If Zoomie bought it for you, he'd make that modification ....

EDIT: I fucked up and hit QUOTE accidentally ...

If Zoomie bought it for you, he'd make that modification ....

EDIT: I fucked up and hit QUOTE accidentally ...

Let's be honest here, if I bought it for ANY of you I'd make that modification. If I'm dropping 100 hard earned bucks I'm gonna need that blowjob as collateral.

And you guys wanted to talk advertising...

FAGS.

hahahaha

If I'm dropping 100 hard earned bucks I'm gonna need that blowjob as collateral.

yeah, especially when those bucks were hard-earned by someone else!

Just because I haven't held a job in 8 months doesn't mean I haven't earned money...

Ok leave it there before the IRS gets involved.

Remember, if you're ever in a tough spot during a fight that grabbing a handful of cock and balls usually causes your oponnent to instantly want to get as far away from you as possible. If that doesn't work, then you weren't really fighting now, were you?

Yeah... that might take several dozen tries before I find someone brave enough to break the SCA rules and step out on the field without a cup...

And the concept of archery is to shoot anyone before they get close enough to kill me.

But I'll keep it in mind. Thanks.

Ha ha! Archers are pussies!

Actually, I'd probably be an archer too. I'm way too old to be down in a mosh pit with sticks.

I don't know, Steeleye is 56 and he wails with the 20-somethings.