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Got myself a pocket pussy(Read 12321 times)
Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #30 on: January 21, 2012, 04:53:23 PM
Wow, for real. Brook, can we share?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #31 on: January 21, 2012, 06:38:43 PM
Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Ok, so she said yes! That was the easy part. I set the date for next Friday. Now I need to plan what to do. I want it to be something where neither of us feel trapped. No movie because you can't talk, probably not a bar because again it's loud and I'm not a big drinker, but definitely something "Austin-y" since she has yet to experience much of what this awesome city has to offer. Hmm. I need to make plans pretty quickly.

She's not only pretty, but really smart and funny. She's working on getting her VMware certifications right now and works at a startup company that is competing against Rackspace and Amazon for cloud servers (IaaS).

I don't feel confident at all. Mainly because I haven't done this in 3 years. I'm trying to just go into it like it really doesn't matter if we don't hit it off, it's just going to be us talking and having a good time. Not worrying about anything past that.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #32 on: January 21, 2012, 06:52:57 PM
Also, I feel really good. Been in the dumps for too long. That spark, that excitement is back. The potential...



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #33 on: January 26, 2012, 01:43:49 AM
**does some quick math...**

August 12th, 2016. Mark that date on your calendars, folks...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #34 on: January 26, 2012, 05:46:58 PM
Oh, and don't forget the pheromones!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #35 on: January 26, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
well? update? Do Si & get to share her or what?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #36 on: January 26, 2012, 11:27:26 PM
Hahaha. Holy fuck, you actually do. Son of a bitch.

I just got blown off. The day before we were supposed to meet in person.  I just got a message, "Hey I'm really sorry, but something came up and I won't be able to make it on Friday. I'll let you know when I'll be free again. Sorry :("

Not even sure how to respond or if I will at all. On to the next Okcupid girl. Sigh.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #37 on: January 26, 2012, 11:40:31 PM
Let's see if I can start up another week of spirited conversation, ask her out and make plans, and then get blown off.




Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #38 on: January 27, 2012, 02:07:06 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #39 on: January 30, 2012, 02:54:24 AM
YAY!
We're back to Baggie adventures again!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #40 on: January 31, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
thank fuck. this place is too quiet.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #41 on: January 31, 2012, 11:23:11 PM
Agreed ...
... Geek should be returning shortly!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #42 on: February 02, 2012, 03:48:56 AM



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #43 on: February 02, 2012, 04:47:32 PM
... and there's the call out to her!
(that, and dudes fucking watermelons)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')