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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Got myself a pocket pussy(Read 15972 times)
Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #30 on: January 21, 2012, 04:53:23 PM
Wow, for real. Brook, can we share?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #31 on: January 21, 2012, 06:38:43 PM
Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

Ok, so she said yes! That was the easy part. I set the date for next Friday. Now I need to plan what to do. I want it to be something where neither of us feel trapped. No movie because you can't talk, probably not a bar because again it's loud and I'm not a big drinker, but definitely something "Austin-y" since she has yet to experience much of what this awesome city has to offer. Hmm. I need to make plans pretty quickly.

She's not only pretty, but really smart and funny. She's working on getting her VMware certifications right now and works at a startup company that is competing against Rackspace and Amazon for cloud servers (IaaS).

I don't feel confident at all. Mainly because I haven't done this in 3 years. I'm trying to just go into it like it really doesn't matter if we don't hit it off, it's just going to be us talking and having a good time. Not worrying about anything past that.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #32 on: January 21, 2012, 06:52:57 PM
Also, I feel really good. Been in the dumps for too long. That spark, that excitement is back. The potential...



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #33 on: January 26, 2012, 01:43:49 AM
**does some quick math...**

August 12th, 2016. Mark that date on your calendars, folks...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #34 on: January 26, 2012, 05:46:58 PM
Oh, and don't forget the pheromones!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #35 on: January 26, 2012, 10:01:39 PM
well? update? Do Si & get to share her or what?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #36 on: January 26, 2012, 11:27:26 PM
Hahaha. Holy fuck, you actually do. Son of a bitch.

I just got blown off. The day before we were supposed to meet in person.  I just got a message, "Hey I'm really sorry, but something came up and I won't be able to make it on Friday. I'll let you know when I'll be free again. Sorry :("

Not even sure how to respond or if I will at all. On to the next Okcupid girl. Sigh.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #37 on: January 26, 2012, 11:40:31 PM
Let's see if I can start up another week of spirited conversation, ask her out and make plans, and then get blown off.




Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #38 on: January 27, 2012, 02:07:06 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #39 on: January 30, 2012, 02:54:24 AM
YAY!
We're back to Baggie adventures again!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #40 on: January 31, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
thank fuck. this place is too quiet.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #41 on: January 31, 2012, 11:23:11 PM
Agreed ...
... Geek should be returning shortly!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #42 on: February 02, 2012, 03:48:56 AM



Re: Got myself a pocket pussy Reply #43 on: February 02, 2012, 04:47:32 PM
... and there's the call out to her!
(that, and dudes fucking watermelons)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')