Some of us like having a warm, petite, soft body against us. And pocket pussies don't have jelly rolls.

...or pierced nipples.

i'm prob going to finally get mine done in august.. after i get my chest piece.

the place i go to gives free birthday piercings to regulars.. i've been wanting a dermal anchor under my eye and nipples for fucking ever.. but i hate healing piercings and didn't wnat to shell out $150 on that shit.

i rather spend my money on slurpees, alcohol and moar tattoos.

also is it really a conquest when all you have to do is pay for it? QUESTION MARK

Some are pretty good, yeah ...
But, really, I think he already has one ...

I've had enough. It's time to kick things into gear and to try getting some dates. I haven't really tried since I broke up. That was six motherfucking months ago. Be prepared for antics my friends.

You'll never rival me, however, I welcome your upcoming efforts ...

Let's remember that in Kyle's world, "antics" involves an evening on Plenty Of Fish and a trip to the sex toy store...

So yeah, step it up, sonny.

Women are the reason for my weight problem.

If I were gay, perhaps I would have manorexia and six pack abs. Now, all I got is a gut, moobs, and achy cankles.

I would suggest a jar of vasoline and www.xvideos.com for stimulation. Save yourself the trouble.

That's what I'm getting tried of doing. See: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,2184.0.html

That's what I'm getting tried of doing.

You're going to be tired of doing something else after being with the same woman for over a year, who doesn't like it when you masturbate because it takes away from her penis pumping time and is jealous of other women in porn. . . .

Didn't you once say that this dude fucked you "like the queen you are"?

Women are the reason for my weight problem.

Stop eating them ?

LULZ.

Or stop eating the fat ones.

Eating the fat ones is my gig.

No one'll EVER take that away from you, old friend!

Ok, I just remembered this thread, and the site it points to;
... there you go, Kyle!

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,2166.0.html

Baggie are you into fat bitches at all?


 

He got a chubby looking at Snookies ass.

I expect he is flexible.

Baggie are you into fat bitches at all?


 

I dated a heavy girl for 4 months (she's who popped my cherry). I don't actively seek fat bitches, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea.

>>You'll never rival me,<<

Spoken as someone on the way down.

Or as I like to think it.
Eh what ...

No, I just have a great woman in my life now; again, ask Zoomie ...
... it'd be the biggest fool on the planet to give her up

Well now that's different. Good on ya mate,

It's been over 2 years now ...
Hahahaha ...

Baggie are you into fat bitches at all?


 

I dated a heavy girl for 4 months (she's who popped my cherry). I don't actively seek fat bitches, but I wouldn't be opposed to the idea.

pics of her? I don't remember eggsactly what that bitch looked like but i didn't think she was all that fat. 

Hmm, probably somewhere in my old threads about her:

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,190.0.html
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,246.0.html
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,148.0.html
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,271.0.html
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,271.0.html

I don't have any saved pictures of her, and I've long been defriended on FB.

Anyway, whoot I'm talking with a girl on OKC. Funny enough she was also on CL a few weeks ago and I just never replied to her after she sent me her photo. She is full figured.

Do you really remember all those threads or did you spend like an hour searching?

If it helps, Thrash and I touched on this very subject and person over beers last month and we both agreed she looked very much like Julie Warner.



At least in pictures.

Do you really remember all those threads or did you spend like an hour searching?

I remembered most. Unfortunately there are some that were on Dave's boards, including the actual thread where I announced I was no longer a virgin. L-G was down during that time period. That's why I asked Dave in that other thread if he still had backups of his TSI boards.

Julie Warner? I wish.

I believe it's about time to give into my carnal desires again. This time 30 minutes for $75.