Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.

i actually laughed so hard i cried.

all i can picture is luke with one hand on his dick and the other pressing his glasses to his face, waddling as fast as he can towards a very surprised man.

And THAT made me LOL.

Me too LOLZ

ROFLMAO

Wow this saga is still going on? Tricky, why haven't you manned up and told the creep to go cum on somebody else's dress yet?

I told him I didn't want to go out with him again. Can't get much more direct than that.

You could smack him in the mouth with a tire iron, that's pretty direct.

Would it get the point across to YOU, man?

Nah.

Hahahaha ....
That's what I thought ...

That's foreplay for Dylan.

It's true.

Very.

Hahahahaha ....

Page 2 of this thread is one of the best reads on this board ...

I know it, at one point I wanted to put the entire page in the quotebox.  By now people will have forgotten about it, perfect time to put this link in the box: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.30

A funny thread. Right here, people. Read it and relive the humor.

Oh yeah and that guy contacted me at least 5 seperate times asking what I was up to. Idiot.

What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:

Jizz on your dress guy:  hey whats up?
me:  not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good

Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.

OMG!!!  ROFLMAO,TNTPMP!!!

Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good GR8!  Except these hose and this dress keep, like, STICKING TO EVERYTHING...

Jizz on your dress guy:  i thought you LIKED having sex?!?
me:  and i thought you were into a little more than just my fucking DRESS and hose-clad ASS, you FUKTARD!

I read this, and I thought about this thread ....

Today, my daughter admitted she struggles to keep a boyfriend because as soon as she shares with them her kink of fucking guys with strap-ons and occasionally inserting other items into them, they flee. As a father, this was way more info about my daughter's sex life than I can handle. FML

Um, as a side, fyrenza as I remember was cool.
 
Back to the point;
Hahaha Did he really run away? Seriously I have no interest in being pounded by another guy, but letting a woman live out a personal ass fantasy is negotiable.

Ever had your ass dry humped? Ever had your date cum on your tights and get it on your dress and then leave and say "We'll talk, I'm not sure when I'll see you again."

HAHAHAHA thats the social grace of bagman. I mean fine it's not like I'm in love with the guy but if he didn't want to hang out again he could've just said something like "Have a good night, and I'll talk to you later." Not "I don't lnow when I'll see you again." Slightly a step above "Go fuck yourself, bitch."

OMG was she talking about Kyle?

Indirectly, I think ....
I think ...