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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 44449 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #90 on: March 31, 2009, 02:51:36 PM
Maybe he's into humiliation.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #91 on: March 31, 2009, 03:58:59 PM
Ahhhh ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #92 on: March 31, 2009, 04:26:30 PM
...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"

so, uh...  what WAS he doing?

I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"
« Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 04:27:36 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #93 on: March 31, 2009, 04:54:21 PM
...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"

so, uh...  what WAS he doing?

I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #94 on: March 31, 2009, 04:56:56 PM
"surprise! it's in your bum!"



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #95 on: March 31, 2009, 04:59:29 PM
"What are you doing"? really means "Why the fuck are you trying to undress me when I just said I wasn't going to have sex with you?"
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #96 on: March 31, 2009, 05:07:24 PM
this sounds less retarded and more traumatising.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #97 on: March 31, 2009, 05:09:04 PM
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #98 on: March 31, 2009, 05:09:37 PM
yep, looks pretty traumatic.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #99 on: March 31, 2009, 05:58:19 PM
That made me laugh ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #100 on: April 01, 2009, 03:05:55 AM
premature ejaculation from dry humping and dirty talk? you fuckin' with high school boys or somethin'? you lemme know when you want a man friend.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #101 on: April 01, 2009, 04:40:32 AM
hahaha
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 04:40:45 AM by Mosh »



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #102 on: April 01, 2009, 07:27:48 AM
you lemme know when you want a man friend.

Yes please!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 07:28:08 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #103 on: April 01, 2009, 01:54:23 PM
I just phoned this dude that's about a mile up the street; he saw that coming as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #104 on: April 01, 2009, 11:22:01 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #105 on: April 02, 2009, 12:53:21 AM
Overused.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #106 on: April 03, 2009, 05:42:07 AM
I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #107 on: April 03, 2009, 06:45:32 AM
That happened to me once.

I was 11.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #108 on: April 03, 2009, 06:45:57 AM
I didn't know that actually happened.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #109 on: April 03, 2009, 06:47:27 AM
Maybe your nuts are non-functional due to excessive drug use.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #110 on: April 03, 2009, 06:52:33 AM
Maybe???
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #111 on: April 03, 2009, 06:53:40 AM
Yeah seriously, they probably are partially defective. 
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #112 on: April 03, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.

I'm glad this story wasn't about me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #113 on: April 03, 2009, 03:42:20 PM
The girl you were with at that time doesn't post here ...
YET ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #114 on: April 03, 2009, 07:45:35 PM
Often, I wish I could finish prematurely.




Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #115 on: April 03, 2009, 08:19:07 PM
try dry-humping someone that's still in their clothes?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #116 on: April 03, 2009, 08:59:21 PM
Like tricky.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #117 on: April 04, 2009, 04:47:12 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #118 on: April 04, 2009, 07:22:53 AM
well, you know, there are the less observant out there...



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #119 on: April 04, 2009, 07:57:47 AM
huh? Who?
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