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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 44478 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #180 on: April 20, 2009, 05:51:27 PM
How would you know?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #181 on: April 20, 2009, 05:54:16 PM
Just what I think it would take to choke him.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #182 on: April 20, 2009, 06:14:59 PM
Wow, you guys sure are fags.  Love talking about thick veiny cocks, eh?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #183 on: April 20, 2009, 06:54:55 PM
No. We love to talk about thick veiny cocks gagging you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #184 on: April 20, 2009, 07:24:24 PM
We love to talk about thick veiny cocks gagging you.

....because that's much less gay.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #185 on: April 20, 2009, 11:13:22 PM
No please keep talking about it, this pleases me.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #186 on: April 21, 2009, 03:55:05 AM
ANNNNNND ....

Cue the downfall of her rehab ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #187 on: April 21, 2009, 07:00:29 AM
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Please don't stop your treatment Sasha.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #188 on: April 21, 2009, 08:21:50 AM
Sasha's daddy told her to go to rehab.....she said no, no, no.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #189 on: April 21, 2009, 05:01:01 PM
Third time that joke's been used; success!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #190 on: April 21, 2009, 07:12:34 PM
Trifecta!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #191 on: April 21, 2009, 07:23:17 PM
More of a pick-3, really.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #192 on: April 21, 2009, 09:54:51 PM
Odds, please?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #193 on: April 21, 2009, 10:08:03 PM
Not long odds, not for a fairly can't-miss cultural reference joke like that. Let's say each joke would have won it's resepective race as a fairly heavy favourite over the other, more hit-or-miss jokes. So let's take an example from today's results. Today's last 3 races at Fairmount Park were won with each of the winning horses not paying that much on a win ticket:

#2 Flying Cayman won the 6th and paid 3.40 to win
#1 Runaround Jonnie won the 7th and paid 6.40 to win
#2 Wildwood Pegasus won the 8th and paid 3.80 to win

(All based on a $2 ticket, of course.)

The winning 2-1-2 $1 Pick 3 paid $8.90.

Of course, that number varies not just by the odds of each winning horse, but by how much was bet on the Pick 3. Not being privy to their formulas, but knowing that the pool was $1057, which seems pretty standard for them (Fairmount Park isn't a very big or popular track, so the pools tend to be smaller), I reckon that the payoff of $8.90 is about right for the payoffs of the 3 winning horses. Or in other words the odds are fairly standard and not too skewed by an inflated pool on the Pick 3.

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #194 on: April 21, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #195 on: April 22, 2009, 01:00:20 AM
I understood both posts :(
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #196 on: April 22, 2009, 01:01:19 AM
I understood both posts :(

I understood this one.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #197 on: April 22, 2009, 01:31:05 AM
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #198 on: April 22, 2009, 03:05:29 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #199 on: April 22, 2009, 05:09:24 AM



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #200 on: April 22, 2009, 12:16:02 PM
About all the above, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #201 on: April 22, 2009, 04:07:44 PM
WTF are you tools jabbering about?

Horse bet payoffs, server software specifications, and the usual banter.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #202 on: April 22, 2009, 04:51:00 PM
I'm surprised it took us this long to dislogde the thread, personally ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #203 on: April 23, 2009, 04:41:56 AM
Just not trying hard enough these days...



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #204 on: April 24, 2009, 03:51:25 PM
We're older and more laid back now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #205 on: April 24, 2009, 04:54:30 PM
Back to the topic at hand: four days ago he starts chatting with me on AIM. After a bunch of one word answers on my part he quit talking to me.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #206 on: April 24, 2009, 05:34:34 PM
He's STILL trying?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #207 on: April 24, 2009, 05:39:52 PM
Tricky is the plan B.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #208 on: April 24, 2009, 05:59:31 PM
Apparently he's bankrupt on a Plan C ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #209 on: April 24, 2009, 06:06:09 PM
Given he hasent taken the hint; no suprise.
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