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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 44465 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #30 on: March 27, 2009, 05:12:43 PM
didnt wanna get naked because i totally wasnt wanting to have sex and i thought it would lead to it.

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #31 on: March 27, 2009, 05:13:24 PM
If he was going to soil you he could at least have done it in your hair.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #32 on: March 27, 2009, 05:17:06 PM
i was messing with him in a playful way not a mean way...

i have lots off freaky interests and wanted to ensure that this guy was open to these things if there were to be some sort of FB situation with him in the future... but now i'm just creeped out and don't care.

and Thrash why is that a quote? is that silly? taking off clothes is like the gateway to sex. it's like how they said marijuana is the gateway drug to more serious drugs. taking clothes off is the gateway to more intense sexual activities. :P
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #33 on: March 27, 2009, 05:19:07 PM
But the funny part is that you seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #34 on: March 27, 2009, 05:19:53 PM
hahaha
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #35 on: March 27, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
But the funny part that seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.

Exactly ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #36 on: March 27, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
But the funny part is that you seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.

Well of course I know, if he got me naked he'd try his damndest to have sex with me but I wouldn't go for it anyways if I didn't want to.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #37 on: March 27, 2009, 05:53:06 PM
Why would you have been naked with him otherwise?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #38 on: March 27, 2009, 05:55:06 PM
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T GET NAKED!  :P
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #39 on: March 27, 2009, 05:56:39 PM
You didn't sound convincing at first ...

You know, I'm still not sure what happened to you and how, to tell you the truth ...
I'm still turned on though, however, I'm just saying ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #40 on: March 27, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
Yeah. I seem to tell stories in bits and pieces in no certain chronological order here on LG.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #41 on: March 27, 2009, 06:04:38 PM
Exactly; I'm just not getting it ...
Apparently he THINKS he did ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #42 on: March 27, 2009, 06:39:37 PM
Now that I'm picturing this bizarre situation in my head I just jizzed... in... my... pants.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #43 on: March 27, 2009, 06:52:26 PM
But the funny part is that you seem not entirely sure getting naked would lead to sex. I'll bet you fall for that "just the tip" game too.

Well of course I know, if he got me naked he'd try his damndest to have sex with me but I wouldn't go for it anyways if I didn't want to.

You still seem like you're unsure if you wanted to; meh, he got his (and then cleared the route), that's all that matters ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #44 on: March 27, 2009, 09:21:13 PM
Alright I'm getting a semi.

In some other dimension, we'd be a match.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #45 on: March 27, 2009, 09:22:38 PM
You still seem like you're unsure if you wanted to; meh, he got his (and then cleared the route), that's all that matters ...
No I didn't want to. Yeah he got whatever and I got him the fuck out of my apartment.

Now that I'm picturing this bizarre situation in my head I just jizzed... in... my... pants.

Hot.

Alright I'm getting a semi.

In some other dimension, we'd be a match.

Hahahaha
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #46 on: March 27, 2009, 10:13:37 PM
This is the most confusing story ever. You're like a high school girl who got all nasty but doesn't want to admit it so she makes up some nonsensical excuse for why she has jiz all over her.

Except you didn't have to tell us any of this, we never knew you had jiz all over you.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #47 on: March 27, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
The dude likes to jizz on small birds, so what?  I like to jizz on large beasts.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #48 on: March 27, 2009, 10:34:27 PM
i know people have said it to you before but...

you are the weirdest dude i've ever not-met.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #49 on: March 27, 2009, 10:36:48 PM
Yar.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #50 on: March 28, 2009, 12:54:39 AM
What a great, jiggling mass of utter nonsense.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #51 on: March 28, 2009, 01:11:55 AM
Jiggling udders.....mmmmm......
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #52 on: March 28, 2009, 01:35:13 AM
The dude likes to jizz on small birds, so what?  I like to jizz on large beasts.

Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time to j/o on a Brontosaurus and see if he would notice before his species went extinct.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #53 on: March 28, 2009, 01:51:26 AM
The dude likes to jizz on small birds, so what?  I like to jizz on large beasts.

Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time to j/o on a Brontosaurus and see if he would notice before his species went extinct.

Who's stopping you?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #54 on: March 28, 2009, 01:57:34 AM
Who's stopping you?

Let's go together.

Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #55 on: March 28, 2009, 01:58:33 AM
Save the Brontosaurus, save the world!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #56 on: March 28, 2009, 01:59:30 AM
JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A RAGING FAG FEST?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #57 on: March 28, 2009, 02:01:10 AM
JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A RAGING FAG FEST?

You don't wanna time travel with us to jizz on dinosaurs?  :'(
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #58 on: March 28, 2009, 02:02:06 AM
yeah okay, that's better.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #59 on: March 28, 2009, 02:03:02 AM
There's a catch though, you can't come unless you can come.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.