The guy who introduced me to whisky (Scotch, originally) took great offense to me liking to drink it neat, as opposed to on the rocks, which is how he drank it. He thought that somehow I was trying to one-up him as more of a manly man or something. I tried to explain that it was just a preference, and had nothing to do with penis size, to little avail.
So anyway, krsna, how does it feel to have a small penis?