Spam is worse than tranny sex. Actually spam is a billion times worse.

Do you speak from experience?  If so, I'm quite interested in knowing more about this experience.

I don't speak from experince. However I'd rather have tranny sex than eat spam any day of the week.

If you had to have tranny sex, who would you chose as your tranny? I mean imagine you can give a dick to and get fucked by any other chick in the world. Who would it be?

I think you should make that a thread in sex.

Then I will answer. haha

Done.

I had some Maker's Mark for the first time last night. (On the rocks) It's not nearly as bad as I was anticipating.

Heck yeah. Even bad bourbon is kind of ok, and I'd rank Makers somewhere above bad.

The guy who introduced me to whisky (Scotch, originally) took great offense to me liking to drink it neat, as opposed to on the rocks, which is how he drank it. He thought that somehow I was trying to one-up him as more of a manly man or something. I tried to explain that it was just a preference, and had nothing to do with penis size, to little avail.

So anyway, krsna, how does it feel to have a small penis?

I was drink Islay malt at a friends house and he explained about putting a dash of water in as a "key" to unlocking the flavor. We're talking about 3-5 drops. That was really interesting

Yeah, I've always heard that and have never been able to taste much of a difference, so I rarely bother.

If I'm drinking out of the bottle then it's fine as it is. Otherwise good scotch benefits from a splash of water, but maybe that's because I like to gulp it down.

right. I totally went along with it because
a) He clearly knew more about whisky than I do
b) He was supplying the scotch

Makers Mark is bourbon.

STOP POLLUTING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR EWWW NASTY SCOTCH TALK!!!

Thank you.

Yes. Bourbon is such the money. I totally intend to gain my final cirrhosis from bourbon.