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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #90 on: April 04, 2009, 08:46:52 PM
He's on Howard Stern a lot ...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #91 on: April 04, 2009, 08:48:56 PM
I saw him in some kind of Japanese UFC thing getting his head handed to him a whiles back... probably old footage anyway... mid '90's, early '00's?
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #92 on: April 04, 2009, 10:05:11 PM
Dude, the Iron Sheik is like 70. There was a radio show here in philly that had him on a couple of times, he's fucking crazy.

GSP is a frenchie frog douchebag. Take your losses like a man you asshole.

I've never seen Faber fight, but he seems pretty unlikeable.

The Couture / Lesnar fight didn't end the way I thought it did. I really thought Couture would win that, never even considered Lesnar knocking him out with a punch. In retrospect, sure. It's like getting hit by a locomotive. The UFC's heavyweight class spans 60 lbs. That's a huge difference.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #93 on: April 04, 2009, 10:09:28 PM
Lesnar's a MONSTER though ...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #94 on: April 04, 2009, 10:36:29 PM
Yeah, he's huge.

If the UFC is testing for steroids I can't see any way he could possibly test negative.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #95 on: April 04, 2009, 10:37:32 PM
Fuck yeah, which laboratory spat him out?
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #96 on: April 04, 2009, 10:43:16 PM
The WWF/WWE ...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #97 on: April 04, 2009, 11:01:46 PM
Ahhh Dr McMahoninstein!
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #98 on: April 05, 2009, 11:04:04 AM
Quote from: krapsna on April 04, 2009, 10:36:29 PM
If the UFC is testing for steroids I can't see any way he could possibly test negative.

Seriously.

That fight was nuts though. The punch that knocked Couture out didn't even come close to connecting cleanly. I hate to think what a solid, clean strike from Lesnar would do to someone. Couple that with his serious wrestling skill and he's gonna be a problem for almost anyone.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #99 on: April 05, 2009, 11:48:38 AM
That's why their heavy weight class needs to be split. It spans 60 lbs! The others only span 15.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #100 on: April 05, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
True, but are there enough super-heavyweights to make a weight class?
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #101 on: April 06, 2009, 04:10:27 AM
Butterbean!

He's a class of his own!
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #102 on: April 06, 2009, 09:14:54 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 06, 2009, 04:10:27 AM
Butterbean!

He's a class of his own!

that guys terrifies me. he is a serial ass rapist if i've ever seen one.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #103 on: April 06, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on April 05, 2009, 01:22:54 PM
True, but are there enough super-heavyweights to make a weight class?

Yeah, there aren't. I guess the solution is to cut off his roids and get him down to a reasonable weight.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #104 on: April 06, 2009, 04:17:59 PM
It'd be pretty funny if he ended up looking something like Hans Moleman without the roids.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #105 on: April 06, 2009, 04:28:49 PM
I don't think he'd go that far, but I'd bet he'd drop at least 30 lbs of muscle.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #106 on: April 07, 2009, 05:36:37 AM
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I hate to think what a solid, clean strike from Lesnar would do to someone.

Ask Heath Herring. First clean punch of the fight broke his orbital bone.

Randy had a shot in that fight. Lesnar grabbed the fence to stop Randy from taking him down, and who knows what could have happened there?

That's another pet peeve of mine. If grabbing the fence is illegal, then fucking do something about it other than shout "DON'T GRAB THE FENCE!" because it can seriously affect the outcome of a fight.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #107 on: April 07, 2009, 07:53:19 AM
I think after the first couple of dozen warnings they tell you you're going to lose a point if you grab the fence again.

As far as Lesnar goes, I'm not really a fan. The only thing he has to offer is size. Anybody can beat up someone smaller than them, and he looks like dick. He looks like a dickhead cop. 
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #108 on: April 07, 2009, 07:56:38 AM
Royce Gracie would pwn him...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #109 on: April 07, 2009, 08:04:07 AM
LOL, he would kick the shit out of Royce. Still, doesn't mean anything except he hyuge!
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #110 on: April 07, 2009, 08:07:06 AM
I'm glad you got that...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #111 on: April 07, 2009, 02:33:57 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 07, 2009, 07:53:19 AM
He looks like a dickhead cop. 

Yeah, he really does.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #112 on: April 07, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
Yeah.  Lesnar definitely does look like a dickhead cop. 

I only watch his fights so I can cheer if he loses.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #113 on: April 07, 2009, 06:44:40 PM
I don't like Lesnar either. Sure, I respect that he wanted to test himself in real competition, but he's just a genetic freak. Being a genetic freak is not a skill.

Plus, he married Sable, who is the Jenna Jameson of pro wrestling.

That said, I don't know if Mir can pull off beating him twice. He got rocked early in the first fight and to be honest, Mazzagatti bailed him out. Mir did make Big Nog look like he'd never trained striking, though.

I love the way Lesnar can't pronounce "Mir." He always calls him "Murr."
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #114 on: April 07, 2009, 07:14:53 PM
Quote from: Lothar on April 07, 2009, 06:44:40 PM
Plus, he married Sable, who is the Jenna Jameson of pro wrestling.

So he and Tito Ortiz should be buds, huh?
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #115 on: April 08, 2009, 02:58:07 AM
I really wanna fuck Amanda Bynes ...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #116 on: April 08, 2009, 03:09:05 AM
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #117 on: April 08, 2009, 03:25:16 AM
ha, i was just going to post the exact same image.

mainly cause i had no idea who she was and google'd her.


i was going to add something about looking like a mum to my post.
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #118 on: April 09, 2009, 02:04:20 AM
I've not seen that pic ...
Time to rethink this ...
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Re: Here's the difference. Reply #119 on: April 09, 2009, 09:17:34 AM
You know what would make her even hotter?

If all of her facial features were crammed even more closely into the center of her face.
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