OkStupid.

You all know I went on a couple of dates with a girl and have been talking with a few other women on the site, but I haven't really been sending messages to that many women and we all know it's a numbers game. I talked with a friend last week and he suggested I create a form letter and mass mail it out to a bunch of girls on the site. I told him I didn't like that idea, because it seemed so boring and unoriginal and kind of soulless. But he said I was putting way too much effort and time in crafting my e-mails (I let him read all my shit on OKCupid) and that my problem is I always put all my eggs in one basket and only continue an e-mail string with one chick at a time because it does take me lots of time and effort to get creative in my messages.

So, I decided to change things up a bit. I have decided to do a form letter and my goal is to e-mail 20 girls this weekend. I JUST sent out my first batch of about 5 or 6 messages. I found a great couple of sentences for the "form" portion that this dude on Youtube says works like a motherfucker. I changed it up a bit to add my own touches to it, and ended up with this as the form portion:

"I didn't want to be like 99% of the other men on this site; I just wanted to message you in a mature way, and leave the shirtless-mirror shot photos and pickup lines to the other guys.

Your profile caught my attention and I am intrigued. [Then you write a couple of sentences focusing on something in their profile that stuck out - ask them a question]."

Well, guess what? Within minutes of sending this out to one of the 5 or 6 girls, I got a response back from her and there are three important things about her response.

1. She starts off the message with "I love this. Tons"
2. Her reply is longer than my original e-mail
3. She says she would love to go to a show that I am going to on Tuesday

Holy fuck. This isn't scientific yet, but I'll see if the replies continue to come in from any other chicks. Maybe I just got lucky picking out and expounding upon the portion of her profile that I liked/caught my attention.

I saw a woman walking past Burger King yesterday, she looked like a crack whore. I wanted to follow her.

It's a cover letter.

Just instead of "I would like you to give me money.  Oh yeah!  Here are a few things I read about your company on the internet and consider neat" you're writing "I would like to fuck you.  Oh yeah!  Here are a few things I read about you on your internet profile and consider neat."

Yeah, once you get the "formula" down, post the shell of it here ...
... People here **coughzoomiecoughtrucough** could possibly benefit from it
... Hell, we'll even let Emp improve upon it and streamline it

Wow; it may be the first time this site's actually useful beyond Skyrim hints and "ButtFucking (1.0 and) 2.0" ...

So as it stands:

I have one girl's phone number already and the other girl I referenced above wants to go to this show/Austin Zoo benefit that I'm going to on Tuesday. Another chick said she has family in town this weekend and the beginning of this week, but may be able to hang out later in the week. Another chick has visited my profile twice since I sent her a message this afternoon, but I haven't gotten any messages from her yet. Separate from all of these I was already talking to another girl on OKC - haven't heard from her since Friday, but she hasn't even been logged into the site since then.

I wanted to ask her how much for a tug job.

Goddamn it Kyle just get yourself a woman, then let her kick you out and stop farting around.
You are expending way to much energy on the subject

Haha, it's not easy to just "get yourself a woman." I've been writing on this subject the entire length of time I've been on the boards. 08/99 - 08/12. Holy shit... 13 years. Why would I ever stop?

Another girl is messaging me.

See, THIS is what I wanted to have happen. To have OPTIONS. To not put everything I have into one basket and work so hard at that one chick at a time. Having choices, lessons the fears of me failing because there's always another option. This shit happened quick... I mean I just started blasting e-mails on Friday.

Uh actually it is, the supermarket is a good place as well as the laundromat, if you go there. A local restaurant is a good spot as well if it's a neighborhood affair and not a chain. Take a few nights and have a few drinks. When the local women start to notice you lay on the charm.

But you must be looking for something else.

Me too now. I want to be a Ken doll for a small group of old disillusioned women to play with.

Both of you, find ho's, drain your balls, and approach this again with clear heads ...

Holy chirst i can't be bothered to read bagmans post.. maybe if you started posting a sentence or two at i time i wouldn't lose interests so fast.

can you just strat posting a short summary and the end of your wall of text for me? 

NONONONONO ...
FULL DETAILS ONLY ...
WE CAN CLIFFNOTE, IF NECESSARY ....

Besides, he includes YOU in his "wanna do list" ....
You just have to read between the lines ...

Commie here's a breakdown: I'm doing something I've never done before. Blasting out e-mails to many different women each night, in the hopes of going out on multiple dates with multiple women, instead of putting all my eggs in one basket like I always have in the past with one woman at a time.

Tonight I'm finally feeling fatigue set in. I've sent messages to 20 women over the past few days and have received 10 responses, so my current ratio is pretty damn good at 1 in 2. The first "cover letter" message isn't the hard one. The second message is the hard one and that's what has me exhausted.

My ideal scenario would be to have a date this Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night. I already have a date setup on Sunday night, so I'm 1/3 of the way done.

Check this inbox out:

What inbox?

I thought this was "Potential to be groped" I got a little excited.

Yeah ...
Well, I guess it kinda is ...

This bores me. Assemble your crew.

What's the mission?

Basketball. Then pancakes.

Oh yum, with blueberries?

"... he served us pancakes .... PANCAKES!"
".... eat up, bitches"

I have two girls' numbers and am meeting up with the first one tonight in a few hours.

You should take them both out ... TOGETHER!

No, take them out separately; DO THEM together ...

Tru, it's too bad you don't have Facebook. I've been posting about the girl I went out with Sunday night, but have already invested too much over there to re-write it here. Needless to say I won't be contacting her again, I was not attracted to her.

You also missed the fact that I have been talking to a 32 y/o near-midget (she's 4'10"). I've had 4 other girls reply tonight, and need to set a damn date up with one of them.

Need, no; WANT, yes ...
... I wanna fuck your midget