So, at the six-month mark, Baggie should buy her a little piece of jewelery with "cumbucket" engraved on it. You know, as an anniversary gift.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
More importantly, since that's how (most) islands are formed, have you seen one blow up, possibly on your way to work, lately?
A gorilla is a dime, right? What kinda rubber you running? Gotta be some serious fucking width on that thing, yeah?
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.