Ever start dating a woman and the sex is great but after awhile you get tired of it but she just wants more? i dont know maybe its just me. I do know that i have never said no to being asked if i wanted to eat some pussy thank god. sadly has been a long bit since i got asked. ok this is starting to sound like a rant so i apologize and in parting i will say SHAVED PUSSIES AND BIG TITS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

I HATE "dating" ...
I'm either with you, or I'm just using you for sex ...

I HATE "dating" ...
I'm either with you, or I'm just using you for sex ...

Word.

Big tits ... meh

I'm like that too, man ...

I like tossing salads.

I like tits of various sizes. Depends on the woman. Shaved pussies are always a plus, though.

I like tossing salads.

I won't turn down a shaved one, but I much prefer grass on the green. I am passed checking IDs. Besides I am on perpetual probation, anyway.

I don't mind a little bit either ....
Meh, just no "shag carpets" ...

I don't mind a little bit either ....
Meh, just no "shag carpets" ...

Agreed

Well, just how many hair pies are you chowing down these days?

None these days.  I'm not exactly looking for any tho.

Word's out that it only costs a dozen roses or so ...

Ewww. Not her!
Just..no

Haven't seen her. Can't weigh in.

Soon ...
I think I've finally found out where they are stored ...

Keep up the good work!

I'm all over it ...

I like tits of various sizes. Depends on the woman. Shaved pussies are always a plus, though.

I'm all over it ...

Fucking hell ...
NEED ...... "LIKE" BUTTON ....... !!!!

I can't wait to post dirty pix here. The kind you're Waiting for. Then we won't give a fuck about a "Like" button- we will just repost the best "Luna-fucking-random-girl-in-ass-with-strap-on" pic.









Ok, maybe that's just some twisted fantasy of mine.

What's stopping you?

Fucking hell ...
NEED ...... "LIKE" BUTTON ....... !!!!

For one, I can't be bothered to fuck with most of the women around here. They are dull and don't fancy the same things as me.
If you aren't interesting to me, I can't get it up, thusly, I can't fuck you.

Hahahahaha!
"I can't get it up" ...
Hahahaha ...

... WITH A STRAP-ON!
Hahahaha!!!

Hahahahaha!
"I can't get it up" ...
Hahahaha ...

... WITH A STRAP-ON!
Hahahaha!!!

Stop taking away from my need to speak like I have an actual cock.

They need to make strap-ons that can "go hard and go soft".
Wait.. do they make those already? If not, they really should.
Like somekind of RoboCock or somethin..

What good would a soft strap-on be?

It would be fun to watch it get hard?

Wait... It'd be more fun to just watch a guy get hard ...