Right. Given the choice between my mortgage and your dry cleaning bill, I'll pay the mortgage.

Who am I kidding, I can't afford either.

don't worry mosh, you're tops on my list.

don't worry mosh, you're tops on my list.

It's true!

I can't have a list anymore, since Thrash and I are getting married.  He'll always be #1!

Fag. Why don't you just move to San Fran already, you can take up residence at a truckstop glory hole.

Why go all the way west when Iowa is humoring long haul truckers who like to get their dick sucked by dudes at the local truck stop now!?

I can't believe I'm a 7 on Bagman's list.  Kyle has had a boner for me ever since high school.

I can't believe I'm a 7 on Bagman's list.  Kyle has had a boner for me ever since high school.

Clearly a denial vote.  You're #1 in his heart.

Not one serious list after page 1 ...
Yep, we're back, folks!

Let's say someone put a gun to my head and then politely said "Okay so you have to hit it with 10 members of Loaded-Gun forum and there have to be equal men and women involved.  You can make this list on any merit you so choose but you cannot back out or else I will kill you."  Barred by these hypothetical restrictions, I bring you:

#10 13Chemicals -- If I'm going 10 deep I'm going all in on the first pick.

#9 Bagman -- For the fumbling inexperience, to contrast with the next 8 and make them that much better.

#8 punkallstar -- I need a sugar momma to help pay my grad school tuition and I heard Caro is a lawyer now so I'm down for whatever.  I'll eat cherries jubilee out of her ass if that's what it takes to pay down these student loans.

#7 Drugmoth -- Whatever happened, at least we'd both be so high on cough medicine that I wouldn't remember any of the horribleness of it afterward.

#6 Tricky -- I'd cum on her clothed ass but I would at least be polite enough to get her off first.

#T-5 Mosh and Underclass -- The East Asian Express meets the Thunder Chunder from Down Under.  Double man train action.

#4 Geek -- To ride the onion is my divine purpose.  Any hole is a goal.

#3 Siko -- Look, for a Caribbean vacation, there's not much I wouldn't do.

#2 Hip -- With how much she talks about penis on these forums I figure she must be handy with one.

#1 Thrash -- Except in my imagination we would be rolling out the Chinese fingercuffs on a tranny while high fivin'.

sweet - top 5 bitches! Even if I have to share it with an Aussie I'll take it!

That was beautiful.

sweet - top 5 bitches! Even if I have to share it with an Aussie I'll take it!

We are one and the same anyways!

2 countries, 1 culture.

Thank God I wasn't on that list.

I'll take #6, but only because I'm sandwiched between Mosh/ underclass and danzig. haha

Filled out like an application form

Some will treat it like a menu.

hahahaha ...
He knows me too well ...

Now we can discuss the 'others'.

Like on LOST?

well, juliet is the obvious (read: only) choice since the French bitch's daughter was murdered.

i've only seen up to and including season 4. i like to watch them on dvd.

Is it bad if you cant tell difference between the seasons ?

Definitely not.

i'm caught up through the end of season 4; 5 is on the hard drive waiting, but i was pretty disillusioned with the flash forward sequences in 4. they seemed confused and were cluttered with complications with the dead. although i'm eager to see what the claire/baby aaron situation is all about and where that's headed.

zoomie is the hawtest member hands down

he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....

almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.

Thrash, meet cockNspiel.

He's your competition from now on.

I imagined you in an expensive Italian suit wearing a monocle with a cat in your lap as I read, "Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on."

I have the expensive Italian suit.

Ok, its a suit I bought in China that has Armani tags inside it, which incidentally say made in Italy. I paid less than $100 for the suit, and it looks dandy.

I imagined you in an expensive Italian suit wearing a monocle with a cat in your lap as I read, "Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on."

I was trying to think of the word "monocle" the other day...thank you.

zoomie is the hawtest member hands down

he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....

almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.

Well now that I know who you are, I'm gonna put it in your ass, in battle dress, while you sing "Oh Canada".

I know what you like, bitch and I got a hamster cock with your name on it.

That asnwers that question.