@katie: you are too kind

@emp: that's how you do it!
@everyone: I hate air travel but if you all pitch in I will go to Austin and personally give kyle noogies, wedgies, and pink belly while calling him an asshole in front of his girlfriend. Video of said acts would be provided. If you should prefer these acts be performed by another party I believe balor, emp, or zoomie would gladly step up to bat.