Enjoy your meat.

So she emailed me back and then I wrote to her and she wrote to me again.

She used to work with my BFF.

*bites nails*

This is all slightly nerve-wracking.

I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.

he's jelis of my internet posse

You just need to remember that he doesn't own you.

We do.

Yeah... Someone stamp Sarah's arse with Property Of Loaded-Gun.com

I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.

I'm sorry that we're so awesome.  Please let him know that we'll tone it down.

Also, just wait until you start spending all of your time with another, physical, person.

Yeah fuck him. He's done his duty and impregnated you.

Time to fuck him off.

I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.

I'm sorry that we're so awesome.  Please let him know that we'll tone it down.

Also, just wait until you start spending all of your time with another, physical, person.

I think this might secretly be his plan, actually. If I spend a buncha time boning this chick then I won't have time for you boys!

So long as stop by once in a while to regale us with tales of carpet munching. It's all good.

So long as stop by once in a while to regale us with bagmanesque tales of carpet munching. It's all good.

be clear!

Bitch, you be steppin on my lines.

Witty fucker ain't he?

i probably won't use terminology like "lovestick" unless it's the name brand of a dildo, tho.

 

 :'( :'( :'(

It's 2 girls ...

... and if you do do it "bagmanesque", please refrain from using terms like "loveditch" as well, thanks!

Ham wallet?

Oyster Ditch?

Squish mitten?

Bitch wrinkle?

Brevity, brevity, brevity.

Slit.

OK fur burger.

gash?

axe wound?

are these acceptable?

cunt?

Woman.

Hole.

Absence.

Void.

Sausage Wallet?
Meat Locker?
Beef Briefcase?
"Lips between the hips"?
Spam Purse?

Crevice.

FALL INTO THE ...

Fixed that for ya ...

sausage wallet is a favorite of mine

Really now?
*wink*

Pink taco is an oldie but goodie.

bearded clam? did someone say that already?