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Anyone who lets themselves get to such an extreme point is either (a. an idiot, (b. a weakling, (c. someone who has drastically below average coping skills ..., or (d. someone who knows full well how they are slipping into worse and worse addiction but they simply couldn't give even a SINGLE shit about their life.   Or a combination of the above.


what the hell are you doing?(Read 30030 times)
Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #120 on: April 03, 2009, 12:35:19 AM



Enjoy your meat.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #121 on: April 03, 2009, 05:55:16 PM
So she emailed me back and then I wrote to her and she wrote to me again.

She used to work with my BFF.

*bites nails*

This is all slightly nerve-wracking.

I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.

he's jelis of my internet posse
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #122 on: April 03, 2009, 05:57:14 PM
You just need to remember that he doesn't own you.

We do.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #123 on: April 03, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
Yeah... Someone stamp Sarah's arse with Property Of Loaded-Gun.com



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #124 on: April 03, 2009, 08:10:22 PM
I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.

I'm sorry that we're so awesome.  Please let him know that we'll tone it down.

Also, just wait until you start spending all of your time with another, physical, person.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #125 on: April 03, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
Yeah fuck him. He's done his duty and impregnated you.

Time to fuck him off.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #126 on: April 03, 2009, 08:34:33 PM
I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.

I'm sorry that we're so awesome.  Please let him know that we'll tone it down.

Also, just wait until you start spending all of your time with another, physical, person.

I think this might secretly be his plan, actually. If I spend a buncha time boning this chick then I won't have time for you boys!
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #127 on: April 03, 2009, 08:35:36 PM
So long as stop by once in a while to regale us with tales of carpet munching. It's all good.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #128 on: April 03, 2009, 08:50:46 PM
So long as stop by once in a while to regale us with bagmanesque tales of carpet munching. It's all good.

be clear!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #129 on: April 03, 2009, 08:51:08 PM
Bitch, you be steppin on my lines.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2009, 08:51:34 PM by Mosh »



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #130 on: April 03, 2009, 09:05:09 PM
Witty fucker ain't he?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #131 on: April 03, 2009, 09:33:10 PM
i probably won't use terminology like "lovestick" unless it's the name brand of a dildo, tho.

  :-*
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #132 on: April 03, 2009, 10:21:27 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #133 on: April 04, 2009, 05:10:46 AM
It's 2 girls ...

... and if you do do it "bagmanesque", please refrain from using terms like "loveditch" as well, thanks!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #134 on: April 04, 2009, 07:18:42 AM
Ham wallet?

Oyster Ditch?

Squish mitten?

Bitch wrinkle?



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #135 on: April 04, 2009, 07:48:56 AM
Brevity, brevity, brevity.

Slit.

OK fur burger.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #136 on: April 04, 2009, 07:50:08 AM
gash?

axe wound?

are these acceptable?
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #137 on: April 04, 2009, 10:02:37 AM
cunt?



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #138 on: April 04, 2009, 11:15:32 AM
Woman.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #139 on: April 04, 2009, 05:12:19 PM
Hole.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #140 on: April 04, 2009, 05:21:39 PM
Absence.

Void.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #141 on: April 04, 2009, 07:43:26 PM
Sausage Wallet?
Meat Locker?
Beef Briefcase?
"Lips between the hips"?
Spam Purse?

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #142 on: April 04, 2009, 07:44:25 PM
Crevice.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #143 on: April 04, 2009, 08:25:50 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #144 on: April 04, 2009, 08:35:49 PM
FALL INTO THE ...


Fixed that for ya ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #145 on: April 04, 2009, 08:50:33 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #146 on: April 05, 2009, 12:46:09 AM
sausage wallet is a favorite of mine



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #147 on: April 05, 2009, 12:46:42 AM
Really now?
*wink*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #148 on: April 05, 2009, 06:00:35 AM
Pink taco is an oldie but goodie.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #149 on: April 05, 2009, 09:12:40 AM
bearded clam? did someone say that already?
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