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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #30 on: March 29, 2009, 01:56:41 PM
Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.

And don't forget the lovely scenery:

It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #31 on: March 29, 2009, 02:00:57 PM
ALSO I LOVE THE COCK.  BIG AND BLUE AND ALL OVER.

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #32 on: March 29, 2009, 02:53:09 PM
Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.

And don't forget the lovely scenery:



But hey, at least there's a Springsteen song about it. And Kelly Pavlik's from there!
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #33 on: March 29, 2009, 02:53:40 PM
yeah, flint's pretty awful but i love it. clio (jsut north of flint), on the other hand, that's where i used to live... man. it's about ten times worse than flint.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #34 on: March 29, 2009, 02:59:03 PM
Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.

And don't forget the lovely scenery:



I can't tell for sure, but if that car is a Triumph, the irony is delicious.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #35 on: March 29, 2009, 04:21:06 PM
Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.

And don't forget the lovely scenery:



I can't tell for sure, but if that car is a Triumph, the irony is delicious.

it looks like a delorean humped an old thunderbird.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #36 on: March 29, 2009, 04:26:26 PM
I think it is, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #37 on: March 29, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
Nope, bizarrely enough it is a Lancia Sorpion.


Si -

1: Fuck Springsteen.

2: The love for Pavlick everywhere within a 20-mile radius of Youngstown is sad and hilarious. We're talking, "We have no hope or ambition for ourselves in this world so let us idolize the man who punched his way out of the wet sack of shit that is our lives."
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #38 on: March 29, 2009, 05:13:12 PM
Aren't you from Jersey? I thought it was hard-coded into you guys to love the Boss...

Kidding aside, I mostly agree with you. I think he's way overrated, even if I've liked a song or two of his. I just don't get all the hype. Although I've heard he does put on a helluva live show, which can make even a fairly mediocre artist seem great.

Pavlik seemed pretty exciting for a while there, but he also seems to not be worth as much hype as he got. I think people were really excited to see a white boxer doing so well, and from the various HBO/ESPN fluff pieces I've seen on the dude, they portray Youngstown exactly as you described it. Kinda sad when a pretty-good-but-not-THAT-amazing boxer is the only thing that keeps a whole town full of people going.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #39 on: March 30, 2009, 05:46:17 AM
Funny thing about all popular music ... it would have never gotten on the air if it didn't serve those in power.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #40 on: March 30, 2009, 06:23:36 AM
Who the fuck in Youngstown was pretentious enough to get themselves a Lancia?



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #41 on: March 30, 2009, 11:38:23 AM
Back in the spirit of the OP, right at this moment I'm downloading the "Wheelman" demo from XBL.  I need to see how much a Vin Diesel GTA clone sucks.

Also while it's downloading I'm watching some Woody Allen movie I've never been able to see all the way through that keeps cutting to greek actors saying weird shit.  I love Woody Allen.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #42 on: March 30, 2009, 02:34:00 PM
>>what<<

Your momma did for the postman.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #43 on: March 30, 2009, 04:15:34 PM
currently:

dipping a teaspoon into a jar of organic 'valencia peanut butter with roasted flaxseeds' and putting each deliciously crunchy and salty sweet bite onto the flat of my tongue, easing the whole mess cleanly off the spoon with the little pink tip of my tongue, into my watering mouth. only to roll it around a bit, smooth it onto the roof of my mouth, suck it bit by bit down into my throat, swallow every bit, and then do it all over again.

...and again. i have to go to work now. i'm bringing the peanut butter.




Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #44 on: March 30, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
Oh man, look out for Tru. I think that post is giong to induce some more name calling.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #45 on: March 30, 2009, 04:22:38 PM
Oh my god the Vin Diesel GTA clone kicks ASS.  How did this happen?  Something associated with Vin Diesel is actually GOOD.

It's a game about an undercover cop/getaway driver where you have special "melee driving" moves to slam into other cars and shit during high speed chases, and there's an action where you can drive up behind a car and get Vin Diesel to jump out, onto the car in front of you and then jack it, called and "airjack".  It's like The Transporter, the video game, but starring Vin Diesel.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #46 on: March 30, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
currently:

dipping a teaspoon into a jar of organic 'valencia peanut butter with roasted flaxseeds' and putting each deliciously crunchy and salty sweet bite onto the flat of my tongue, easing the whole mess cleanly off the spoon with the little pink tip of my tongue, into my watering mouth. only to roll it around a bit, smooth it onto the roof of my mouth, suck it bit by bit down into my throat, swallow every bit, and then do it all over again.

...and again. i have to go to work now. i'm bringing the peanut butter.



FAG

I mean...

WHORE

I mean...

FAG

fuck I'm confused.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #47 on: March 30, 2009, 05:20:14 PM
I hate Woody Allen.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #48 on: March 30, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
sounds like katie really got a lot out of her creative writing courses.  :P
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #49 on: March 30, 2009, 05:34:38 PM
I hate Woody Allen.

Then you hate comedy, my friend.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #50 on: March 30, 2009, 05:41:58 PM
Nah, I just hate weirdo-pedos whose schtick ain't even funny.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #51 on: March 30, 2009, 06:07:58 PM
sounds like katie really got a lot out of her creative writing courses.  :P

Nope, just my peanut butter.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #52 on: March 30, 2009, 08:31:45 PM
Nah, I just hate weirdo-pedos whose schtick ain't even funny.

My shtick is fucking awesome, and most people don't even realize it's actually a shtick.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #53 on: March 30, 2009, 09:25:26 PM
Hey hip, I have some nut butter that's probably equally as tasty!



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #54 on: March 30, 2009, 09:27:23 PM
oh dear lord
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #55 on: March 30, 2009, 09:27:51 PM
lovestick
nut butter
finger bang

These are terms that appeal to fourteen year olds. Using them in your late 20s sounds to the rest of us late 20s (or older) folk like a fourteen year old would sound to his contemporaries if he referred to his dick as his "pee pee".
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #56 on: March 30, 2009, 09:53:40 PM
Hahaha that's why I use them.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #57 on: March 30, 2009, 09:55:09 PM
That was very well said. You gotta paypal account? I really want to buy you a beer right now.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #58 on: March 30, 2009, 10:01:26 PM
Me or Kyle?
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #59 on: March 30, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
You, who said something clever I agree with.

Kyle hasn't ever done either of those.