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what the hell are you doing?(Read 30028 times)
Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #90 on: April 01, 2009, 10:52:17 AM
Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.

Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.

When the water has reached the appropriate temperature, I step into the shower. Closing my eyes I let the heat wash over me until I no longer feel it burn. I spend the next fifteen minutes slowly dragging a razor across my scalp, "with the grain" as they say, until not a hair stands upon my head.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #91 on: April 01, 2009, 12:59:05 PM
It seems Balor and Katie have the same general strategy.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #92 on: April 01, 2009, 01:08:53 PM
edit: i don't shave my head area.

pussy, legs, underarms... in that order. i want the razor to be at it's sharpest for the best spots.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #93 on: April 01, 2009, 02:17:30 PM
Wow, that actually makes sense ....
However, it still sounds kinda scary ...

Odd ...
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #94 on: April 01, 2009, 03:26:18 PM
Odd? As far as I've ever observed, that's sorta standard procedure.

Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.

Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.

True that. There's also nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower, sex, shower.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #95 on: April 01, 2009, 03:32:37 PM
I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #96 on: April 01, 2009, 03:37:28 PM
I'm a cold weather person living in the tropics. I shower a bunch.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #97 on: April 02, 2009, 01:01:47 AM
I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.

THIS!

There's nothing more fun. I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #98 on: April 02, 2009, 03:32:06 AM
Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.

Nothing wrong with shower sex.

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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #99 on: April 02, 2009, 05:33:59 AM
I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.

That kinda turned me on a little.

THIS!

There's nothing more fun. I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.

Aaaaaand that killed it.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #100 on: April 02, 2009, 05:36:28 AM
He really should write for Penthouse Forum...



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #101 on: April 02, 2009, 05:41:25 AM
He really should write for Penthouse Forum...

As long as there isn't a picture of the author along with his stated "true story".
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #102 on: April 02, 2009, 05:43:20 AM
That would be the best bit



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #103 on: April 02, 2009, 05:54:39 AM


I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #104 on: April 02, 2009, 06:09:34 AM
Ladies: your opinion?



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #105 on: April 02, 2009, 06:28:58 AM
My cock wouldn't even fit in his eyeball, no fun
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #106 on: April 02, 2009, 11:06:07 PM
so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #107 on: April 02, 2009, 11:20:03 PM
so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.

Would you buy food for your kids online?
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #108 on: April 02, 2009, 11:22:47 PM
so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.

Would you buy food for your kids online?

i order pizza online all the time. does that count?
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #109 on: April 02, 2009, 11:33:56 PM
i think so!

pizza online has fucking PICTURES, so you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #110 on: April 02, 2009, 11:39:46 PM
yeah but those photos are all fake, anyway! just like the photos on craigslist!

might as well take a chance.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #111 on: April 02, 2009, 11:42:08 PM
tell you what:

if you want to pick up girls, you need to do it like tricky does and ask them to come visit LG.

if they can hang with us, then you'll know the only chance you're taking is...

actually, there's no assurance that someone that can hang with us won't still be batshit crazy.

carry on.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #112 on: April 02, 2009, 11:44:07 PM
I wasn't picking up anyone!!! THat girl is just my friend. blahhhh
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #113 on: April 02, 2009, 11:45:12 PM
brook only has eyes for ME!

but anyway, why the heck is your skype set to do not disturb or whatever, rucas?
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #114 on: April 03, 2009, 12:15:48 AM
pizza online has fucking PICTURES, so you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET.

Then, after the all the anticipation, just when your readly to dig in, you find out it has a sausage.

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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #115 on: April 03, 2009, 12:21:31 AM
some folks like sausage pizza.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #116 on: April 03, 2009, 12:22:34 AM
Thats is true, I am not one of them.

I dislike tranny pizza.
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #117 on: April 03, 2009, 12:23:01 AM
I'VE ALREADY GOT A SAUSAGE PIZZA DAMMIT
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #118 on: April 03, 2009, 12:24:47 AM
SHUT UP I'M FUCKING STARVING!!!!
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Re: what the hell are you doing? Reply #119 on: April 03, 2009, 12:33:12 AM
EAT ME, FAG
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