It's true.  He takes all of his drinks rectally.

lolz. quotebox.

Don't cringe.  It's the most efficient way of getting drunk!

And its economical! Takes much less to get you blitzed!

Almost said plowed, but unlike Thrash I don't want plowed and rectal in the same thread...

It's true.  He takes all of his drinks rectally.

It's a little uncomfortable to watch at parties.  And casual conversatiion can become difficult for a minute or two before and after he takes a "sip."

Yeah and you should watch him keg...squat.

It's extra manly when done in a highland kilt. And thigh high wool leggings.

I don't want plowed and rectal in the same thread

Oops, to late.

Dammit!

There is a perfectly good thread about this in Substance Abuse....

Please make your way there. All drinks will be served rectally for your refreshment.

Will you be inserting the nozzle? Cuz I don't trust you putting anything in my ass.

I want Sarah to do it.

Sure, whatever turns you on.

Ha ha! Now I understand why Mosh got that Sarah suit.

Crazy like a fox he is.

Motherfucker! I though she had awfully big fingers...

It's refreshing to come to L-G after like three or four years and the first thread I see is a "That's it, I'm done" topic from Tru. 

Yeah and you should watch him keg...squat.

That brings all new meaning to "tap that ass"


har har

i wish you guys wouldn't pull me into for shit like this when i'm not around to defend myself...

I was only stating a personal preference.

Anyway, pick up the ball and run with it.

i actually meant to say, "hay, pass the jug and tubing."

Who is TWATson?

Damn you people not using your original names.

Hmmm I wonder if there was a clue in the name...

Communist Twat? The posts seem way too coherant for TWATson to be her!

read her other posts, pretty sure its a she.

read her other posts, pretty sure its a she.

haha, no, he is not a she. he is a he and his name is tim. previously BoyWonder.

zoomie gets confused.

Oh yeah. That would account for seeing Mello's penis.

Lucky.

Chill Lucky?

I stopped drinking and drugging recently.  I moved out of my boyfriend's house two weeks ago because he's a fat coke head.  Pretty lame.  Life is too short to do rails off of someone's triple chin.

Life is too short to do rails off of someone's triple chin.

Haha, quotebox!

I moved out of my boyfriend's house two weeks ago because he's a fat coke head.

awesome?!  no way!

Lucky.

Chill Lucky?

Yup. I think I started on A-S as Lucky_CT  which stood for Chi-Town, a knock on Joe, as I actually lived in the city. Then on the first L-G I was chillucky, which was CH(icago) IL(linois)Lucky all rammed together. now it's just Lucky, which was taken but not used on both the old boards.

Well Lucky is better than TwaTson or whatever.

Welcome.