1. Thrash, thanks. But it's only the 3rd of the month.
2. Hip, I guess that's like asking why I am white. Or have two legs. Or am skinny. Genes? God? Nature? Just in case, ya know, that wasn't rhetorical...
3. "OMG"? That is all you could muster Tricky? Where's the appreciation?
Making this was like an eternal chore. You have no idea how difficult it actually was. A little over a week ago I went by this local porn shop and picked up the Clone-a-Willy kit. There's also a chocolate version, a glow-in-the-dark, a black skin, a candle, and a soap version. Anyway, last Friday I got together all the materials I needed, and went over the instructions repeatedly. Everything was ready to go, or so I thought.
You cannot imagine how hard it is to remain hard while mixing and stirring the conconction together for exactly 1.5 minutes - having to look back and forth between the porn on my screen and the bowl with the power and water AND my iPod touch timer - and then to quickly pour all of the mixture into the tube, and quickly (your cock has to be in it UNDER two minutes) insert your erection in the tube before it starts to gel. Impossible dude. Even with one of my cock-rings on, the first time I ruined the whole god damn thing and it gelled before I could get hard again. Everything was going just fine up until 1.5minutes. I started pouring the bowl out into the tube, and of course the bowl I chose had no good lip so 1/4 of the mixture spilled all over the carpet and the rest went into the tube. Seeing it spill all out make me instantly flaccid, like the day I was born. The mixture quickly turned to gel, and I punched my wall.
That evening I get online and order two refills of the casting powder.
The second time worked much better as you can obviously tell. I felt like one of those magician types who has all the spinning metal hoola hoops on each foot, hand, tip of their nose.
*Find good porn.
*Get everything all ready, including getting the water to exactly 98degrees.
*Start beating to the porn
*Start the iPod timer and immediately throw the water into the bowl already containing the cast mixture with one hand. Continue beating with other hand.
*Watch porn while beating to remain hard, while stirring with other hand and not looking at the mixture but every 15 seconds or so. Keep eye on iPod time too.
*1min 15 seconds passed - keep beating while unfortunately having to look a way from porn and instead fixate on the the mixture bowl. Pour contents of bowl with one hand into tube. (better bowl with a good lip this time and I poured more slowly). Furiously beat because now with no visual stimulation... it's harder to stay hard.
*Quickly stand up, pick up the tube and insert penis.
*Cross fingers*
Also a little funny back story. When I was at Sasha's birthday thing, with Lucas, I told Lucas about my plan to send my cloned willy to Danzig (this was before I had even bought any of the kit) and asked him if he had Danzig's address. I knew they had a transaction of some sort a while back, and addresses/money had to have been exchanged. But he didn't tell me his address. I knew he knew. But that's cool, at least we know he won't throw anybody under the bus. I wanted to send Danzig a care package with my willy, some condoms and lube. Ever better, I was going to be mailing it from Portland, where I am going directly before I go to Japan so there's no way he could tell who it came from.
But. I lost my motivation. Tricky, you know how that goes. So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.
Also, all the other guys in this thread are homos.
Tricky, as promised: dix pix.