ICQ 1337ness is sort of like the opposite of dick-measuring contests, eh?
"You think that's impressive, wait till you see how short MINE is!"
There's dick measuring contests?
How would a dick measuring contest be conducted? Would there be rules, time limits and penalties (pardon the pun)? Would there be various catagories? Overall length, length when flaccid, overall girth, girth when flaccid, head size, etc? Would there be timed events like fastest to get erect without the use of a fluffer? Would weight be measured? Would points be awarded for penile astheics?
And what of the supporting cast? The veg to the meat? Would scrotal measurements be taken also?