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I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. (Read 62619 times)
Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #180 on: April 18, 2009, 05:11:43 AM
"That was awkward. She was pissed that all I did was say hi, pick up my shirts, chatted a few mins and left. She has been texting me 'what the fuck happened to you while I was gone to turn you into an insensative ass.' Sigh, I actually feel hurt in my chest."

I've felt that hurt in the chest before. It was from my own heartbreak, but can it be possible that bagman got his little heart broken???

It's interesting that she didn't think he was insensitive before.

If it's broken, he's done it to himself.
That's why it really hurts.

You know what it is. He's found a decent girl, maybe not mega stunning in the looks dept, but willing to do anything for him. He dont know what to do about it. Coz he likes that. What he doesnt know is that girls who spend all their time making sure they look great dont spend time worrying about anyone other than themselves. So if he's dense enough to finds one of these types dense enough to go out with him, then he's gonna find out what real pain is.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #181 on: April 18, 2009, 05:16:54 AM
FULLY NOTED AND AGREED TO!
^5
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #182 on: April 18, 2009, 10:24:09 AM
Preach on brotherman!
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #183 on: April 18, 2009, 12:57:47 PM
And she's going to come here and see them...

And read Kyle's accounts of sex with her...
You know, there's more about her on Thrash Inc/TSi than here ....

You guys are giving her a lot of curiosity and a skillset which she probably doesn't have.
Unless she's pulled here, there's nothing to worry about!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #184 on: April 18, 2009, 01:42:16 PM
My thoughts exactly, Luke.

He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #185 on: April 18, 2009, 02:00:31 PM
He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
a few facts:
S2 turns out to be ~23.
she's not interested in dating him, since every time they meet up, she brings along a guy friend.
i saw her at a wedding reception a few weekends ago.  She was very skinny, but with a plump buttocks.  Waifish, and very self-absorbed.  Not attractice to me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #186 on: April 18, 2009, 06:57:09 PM
Good for anal pr0n though ...
... recruit her at once!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #187 on: April 18, 2009, 07:41:08 PM
for jizzmop.com
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #188 on: April 18, 2009, 07:42:43 PM
He also said that he was going out with Sasha2. I don't remember when. I deleted the text.
I bet going on a date with a 19 year old when yoiu are 28 is nothing but fun. But, hey, at least she's cute, right? hahaha
a few facts:
S2 turns out to be ~23.
she's not interested in dating him, since every time they meet up, she brings along a guy friend.
i saw her at a wedding reception a few weekends ago.  She was very skinny, but with a plump buttocks.  Waifish, and very self-absorbed.  Not attractice to me.

Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #189 on: April 18, 2009, 07:56:20 PM
Good for anal pr0n though ...
... recruit her at once!

for jizzmop.com
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #190 on: April 18, 2009, 10:48:13 PM
Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!

It's true.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #191 on: April 18, 2009, 11:02:21 PM
Being self-absorbed is part of being a hipster!

It's true.

It's actually most important quality #2, right behind clothing so tight you might cut off circulation to your feet at number 1.

Bagman should've broken up with this girl by saying, "NOT SCENE ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE!"



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #192 on: April 18, 2009, 11:15:10 PM
"YOU DON'T IGNORE ME ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE."

"I just feel like I'm having to do all of the disrespecting in this relationship.  That's putting a lot of strain on me.  Good bye."
« Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 11:15:47 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #193 on: April 19, 2009, 01:14:04 AM
"You flake out on me, I love you, your perfect!"
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #194 on: April 19, 2009, 09:32:09 AM
"You flake out on me, I love you, your perfect!"

Isn't that pretty much how it works?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #195 on: April 19, 2009, 10:22:34 AM
Only if you find a needy woman and work it CORRECTLY.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #196 on: April 20, 2009, 12:42:33 AM
Talking about Kyle makes my soul weep.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #197 on: April 20, 2009, 01:27:13 AM
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NOT SCENE ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE!

Quote box....
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #198 on: April 20, 2009, 03:12:39 AM
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NOT SCENE ENOUGH.  GOOD BYE!

Yano, this quote is really good because it relates to stuff going on in my life right now. Very funny.

Hello, insomnia!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #199 on: April 20, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
Hello, insomnia!

Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #200 on: April 20, 2009, 03:41:38 AM
its true.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #201 on: April 20, 2009, 04:02:04 AM
can you pull a sickie and still get paid?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #202 on: April 20, 2009, 04:07:00 AM



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #203 on: April 20, 2009, 04:08:25 AM
Drive-by poster !
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #204 on: April 20, 2009, 04:08:39 AM
shibuya condomania?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #205 on: April 20, 2009, 04:34:58 AM
Looks like it.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #206 on: April 20, 2009, 05:01:54 AM
Looks like Michiko's bar is on the cards this evening. Sweet!
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #207 on: April 20, 2009, 05:08:20 AM
NOICE!

Man, I'm so looking forward to hitting Shibuya.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #208 on: April 20, 2009, 05:09:42 AM
we're going to need a new tattoo for people who have gone there it's so awesome
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #209 on: April 20, 2009, 06:01:23 AM
Whats Japanese cheese?