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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #210 on: April 20, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #211 on: April 20, 2009, 07:52:39 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.

I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #212 on: April 20, 2009, 10:30:17 AM
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #213 on: April 20, 2009, 10:32:29 AM
HE POSTED! Hahahaha.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #214 on: April 20, 2009, 10:34:25 AM
One day in Nov, that will be me.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #215 on: April 20, 2009, 10:34:47 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:32:29 AM
HE POSTED! Hahahaha.

guess you missed the other one, too.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #216 on: April 20, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:52:39 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.

I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.

What about mine?

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #217 on: April 20, 2009, 11:51:33 AM
That's sort of bouquet garni-ish IMO. I think Ian, Nick, Luke, and myself should get like, little sushi tattoos or something.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #218 on: April 20, 2009, 12:03:02 PM
I'll let you get the Maguro tat, and work out what it means three years later
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #219 on: April 20, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
hee hee tuna.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #220 on: April 20, 2009, 12:24:26 PM
"maguro - 1 definition - Japanese word for sushi quality tuna, used to refer to a girl who just lays there and does nothing during sex"

That's not me, buddy.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #221 on: April 20, 2009, 01:00:17 PM
You're not sushi quality?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #222 on: April 20, 2009, 01:55:27 PM
She's sushi grade tuna from a Safeway.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #223 on: April 20, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
Actually, more like 7-11.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #224 on: April 20, 2009, 02:30:08 PM
^5 sistah friend.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #225 on: April 20, 2009, 04:56:36 PM
W3rd ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #226 on: April 20, 2009, 05:14:40 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:52:39 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
It will be tomorrow once again before you know it.


Quote from: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
What about mine?

http://g.imagehost.org/0149/075943.jpg

When I scrolled past this pic, I thought it was one of the girls.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #227 on: April 20, 2009, 07:10:56 PM
Quote from: bagman on April 20, 2009, 10:30:17 AM

you look photoshopped into that picture.

Quote from: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 10:52:24 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:52:39 AM
I want to get matching tattoo's with ian, nick, and luke.
What about mine?

not enough holes.  Gotta have 3 holes to be in the club.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #228 on: April 20, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
hole clubs, eh?

who wants to be in my 12 hole club?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #229 on: April 20, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 05:14:40 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 20, 2009, 07:52:39 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 03:26:35 AM
Somebody is going to be hating tomorrow, today.
OMG I hate today.
It will be tomorrow once again before you know it.

Ugh.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #230 on: April 20, 2009, 07:34:20 PM
I sure as hell don't.....





Who am I kidding?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #231 on: April 21, 2009, 03:53:19 AM
Eric, draft my cheese!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #232 on: April 21, 2009, 04:00:26 AM
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #233 on: April 21, 2009, 04:03:09 AM
I see you're enjoying Don Q
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #234 on: April 21, 2009, 04:07:22 AM
... DonQ Punch?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #235 on: April 21, 2009, 05:49:01 AM
If you can drag your ass outta JAX to get to Tokyo, I'll show you the greatest department store ever.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #236 on: April 21, 2009, 08:26:48 AM
Quote from: bagman on April 21, 2009, 04:00:26 AM


Only in Japan would that not be offensive. 
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #237 on: April 21, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
Quote from: Mosh on April 21, 2009, 05:49:01 AM
If you can drag your ass outta JAX to get to Tokyo, I'll show you the greatest department store ever.

Boy, you sure got me there, buckaroo!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #238 on: April 22, 2009, 05:04:37 AM
No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #239 on: April 22, 2009, 05:05:54 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 22, 2009, 05:04:37 AM
No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.
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