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I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. (Read 62685 times)
Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #240 on: April 22, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
No, you dont understand....

Buy the fucking ticket already.

You and eitje can share a bed. I can videotape.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #241 on: April 22, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
Hawt!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #242 on: April 28, 2009, 03:04:08 AM
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #243 on: April 28, 2009, 03:11:10 AM
Que?

Well, it's a good thing he's got a great friend in you and that you can keep a secret ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #244 on: April 28, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
Man, I sure hope I can fuck two girls by the time I'm 28! 
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #245 on: April 28, 2009, 05:05:30 AM
depends on what you mean by fuck...




Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #246 on: April 28, 2009, 07:33:59 AM
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

I'm sooooo jealous!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #247 on: April 28, 2009, 08:57:06 AM
Oh, Kyle got laid again. He told me because he trusts me not to mention here that he picked up an 18 year old from craigslist and fucked her all over Austin.

I'm sooooo jealous!

Austin is a pretty sweet place to get fucked!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #248 on: April 28, 2009, 09:36:37 AM
No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.

Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #249 on: April 28, 2009, 10:45:49 AM
Now ? how many years has this topic being going again...
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #250 on: April 28, 2009, 11:44:07 AM
someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.


Ok, so it's not as awesome as the first time email.... but it's still "O for Awesome" on the LG scale.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #251 on: April 28, 2009, 01:43:34 PM
I got texts about it. All he said was he met her on CL and had sex. I said "ew" and he said I was jealous because I wasn't the one having sex with him.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #252 on: April 28, 2009, 07:31:12 PM
someone send me some used panties and I'll post the whole email in all it's awesomeness.
I can bring some with me in November?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #253 on: April 28, 2009, 09:59:51 PM
gross gross gross. you boys are all gross.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #254 on: April 29, 2009, 12:01:49 AM
Nick my suitcase will be full of used panties by 11/7.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #255 on: April 29, 2009, 01:22:57 AM
No, I'm not jealous of getting fucked in Austin, I'm jealous that I wasn't the one getting fucked by bagman and his awesome cock.

Ok, this is kind of starting to gross even me out now.

Wow, JUST now?  You apparently want to fuck him at least a little or you have some kind of iron will.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #256 on: April 29, 2009, 03:24:14 AM
It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.

Then we fucked hard hahaha. God, I feel evil.

 




Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #257 on: April 29, 2009, 03:39:59 AM
THANK YOU FOR ROBBING ME OF A BOX OF PANTIES, DICK
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #258 on: April 29, 2009, 05:29:15 AM
So is this deed done? Has J been dumped?



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #259 on: April 29, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
Ughhhh, she sounds like an 18 year old meeeee. When I started posting on AS, you guys, I was just like that. Only I used alt.com to find dudes instead of craigslist, obviously.

I whored around with waaaaay too many dudes who were waaaaaaaaaaaay too old for me. Fuck. At the time I thought I was using them but I see now I was pretty much just exploiting myself.

Man, fuck you, hindsight.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #260 on: April 29, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #261 on: April 29, 2009, 04:55:24 PM
Believe me on this; us older guys, no matter what you think, are clearly the users in those situations{/i] ...
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #262 on: April 29, 2009, 05:12:27 PM
How is it using someone if they are enjoying themselves and expect nothing from you? Do you think that's impossible or something?
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #263 on: April 29, 2009, 07:46:24 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #264 on: April 29, 2009, 07:57:18 PM
can you please get T-shirts made of those? I'm an L, thx
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #265 on: April 29, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
Yes, J and I are officially finito. I told her it wasn't fair for us to keep seeing one another and so I broke it off the day she got back from Africa.

This suicidal girl's g-spot was super easy to find. I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly. Noice! It's good to have more experiences; I have a lot of catching up to do.

Yeehaw for Craigslist.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #266 on: April 29, 2009, 09:11:10 PM
There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...

No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #267 on: April 29, 2009, 11:25:15 PM
There's this really hot chick who gives a total mean blowjob with her tongue in your ass. All you have to do is post in the Boston CL that you give massages...

No seriously, welcome to the wonderful world of incurable disease. As a MINIMUM you're gonna get Swine Flu but only cuz you live in Tejas...

Oh gawd. Eitje, keep your goddamn germs to yourself. Maybe you should rethink this June trip...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #268 on: April 30, 2009, 08:59:31 AM
OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #269 on: April 30, 2009, 09:02:33 AM
OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.

ROFL.  Fucking quote of the century.
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