Well if it was a fence that was supposed to protect us from swine flu, you FUCKING FAILED.

What she said.

Guys, if I die in June, it's Luke's fault.

and if she lives in june - for the first time, REALLY lives her life TO THE FULLEST - then that's my fault too.

Also true.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=491.msg24099#msg24099

So did bagman hook up with the 18 y.o. again???

I need updates...

I applied the pressure just right and she bucked and thrashed wildly.

Leave me out of this ...

Negative on any more random 18-year old hook ups. She said she wanted to hang out again because the thought of a one night thing made her feel guilty, but I am fairly positive I don't want to be involved any more with this girl.

She has an amazing body, and a nice bag of tricks while giving a blowjob (things that J never did), but I don't need to be hanging out with any suicidal 18 year olds.

Especially when they still live at their parent's house.

psch.

if she had such a nice body, you'd be crazy to pass up a few more goes.
OH BUT WAIT.  YOU'RE BAGMAN.

is her CL ad still up?  if so, let's see what first attracted you to this girl!

Especially when they still live at their parent's house.

Dude, you could be banging her hot mom.

I told you guys he was gonna fuck this up...

Especially when they still live at their parent's house.

Dude, you could be banging her hot mom.

I told you guys he was gonna fuck this up...

No, what I really fucked up on was not taking a Japanese cutie back home with me.

Hey Lucas, it is actually. What attracted me to her ad was the subject line - I wanted action that night. (That was Sunday night - I was horny as hell from my week of gawking at Asian girls in short skirts and knee night socks, and I liked that she wanted something right then. Haha I mean I got home at 8pm on Sunday and was already hitting craigslist later than evening.

http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1141908047.html

Like I said, I did feel bad at first... but when she got into it, I knew she wanted it just as badly as I did! Common goals are good.

Like I said, I did feel bad at first... but when she got into it, I knew she wanted it just as badly as I did! Common goals are good.

How old did you tell her that you were?

hahahaha!

Lying is fairly useless and I have no place in my life for it. She asked me when I was driving her to my place (in hindsight that was pretty retarded - she knows where I live now), and I told her 28. She was like oh wow I thought you were younger. I went "huh?" and she said she thought I was about 25.

What's cool is I broke the ice when she got into the car, I shook her hand and immediately said "So do you meet random men off Craigslist often?" She laughed and replied "Well do you meet suicidal 18 year olds off Cragslist often?" She also said she was very nervous and I told her I was too (I was a bit). She said she had never met somebody off Craigslist before. 

Later as we were talking on the couch after our first session, I told her that she was the 2nd girl I have ever had sex with, and she seemed to really like that. She asked me at least twice more when we were in my room "Am I really the 2nd girl you've had sex with?"

It was a surreal night.

Awww, how fucking sweet.

I like it how you push people away who want to get to know you better. That attitude will take you places

Me??? Or BagHag?  Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.

I bet she wasn't 18.

Me??? Or BagHag?  Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.

I'll post about you when you get a girl, man. Until then, chill

I bet she wasn't 18.

Yeah more like 16/ 17

Me??? Or BagHag?  Cuz if it's me, I don't understand.

I'll post about you when you get a girl, man. Until then, chill

Won't be for a while.  I'm happy living the solitary life right now.

Me too. I wonder when I'll feel like putting any time or effort into other people again. Maybe not until I'm an old hag.

I like it how you push people away who want to get to know you better. That attitude will take you places

Dr. Drew says things are always based in childhood. I had no dad from my young formative years (2 - 7), then my mom married my step-dad who I disliked for years, but actually am very close to now, and my mom is now on her third marriage. My step-dad on his second marriage, and I haven't talked to my real-dad in 5 years.

So yeah, I have a lot of trouble with closeness and bringing people into my life. It makes me feel uneasy.

I actually kind of had this conversation with suicidal girl, and told her I have never been in a relationship and that "I don't like people". It's really not that I don't like people, it's just that I am more comfortable by myself.

That's okay. We're more comfortable with you by yourself, too.

no reason to change what works, right?

Define "works".

A nasty thought came into my head a moment ago, when I turned on my netbook. It has a webcam...

You all have seen my cock... but you haven't yet experienced a bagman sex tape. *Scratches chin hair* Maybe I should invite her back over for one more roll in the sack, and you sick bastards can watch it in all it's glory.

Hahaha the ideas I come up with in this fucked up cranium of mine, sometimes.

you could even ask her if she's into that kind of thing.
maybe she's an exhibitionist like you.

All I hear in my head right now is the turtle sound from that video...... *jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie*

I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.

I keep trying to think of what to say and I am literally hearing crickets in my head.

Yeah same here.  I'm gonna let Baggy do what he wants.

I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.

if it helps at all, most netbooks use a 0.3 MP webcam, which would result in really shitty, pixelated images.