can we do it as in interactive chat session?

Eric: "Now pull your cock out of her ass and draw a speed line down her torso in her own poo. Now do the other side. OK... take up your cane, your box of ping pong balls and a stopwatch..."

eehhnn eehhnn eehhnn

eehhnn eehhnn eehhnn

ROFL

That turtle will live forever.

--TuRtLe -- SeX--

Apparently that bitch needed to be told how it was.

The first time I saw that I was fucking cracking up.  I mean, shit, I wish I could headbutt a bitch to the point where she finally concedes and let's me mount her.

You can, but it's called rape.

Fruit bats are notorious rapers:
Violent Bat Rape Fuck

Dolphins are faggot rapists

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality#Bottlenose_Dolphins

Bottlenose Dolphin males have been observed working in pairs to follow and/or restrict the movement of a female for weeks at a time, waiting for her to become sexually receptive. The same pairs have also been observed engaging in intense sexual play with each other.

Janet Mann, a professor of biology and psychology at Georgetown University, argues[66] that the common same-sex behaviour among male dolphin calves is about bond formation and benefits the species evolutionarily. They cite studies that have shown the dolphins later in life are bisexual and the male bonds forged from homosexuality work for protection as well as locating females to reproduce with.

They're just fuck buddies, to put it simply.  They fuck each other till they can fuck a female.  Sounds like humans.

I went look for the work done last year or 3 years ago, im a bit fuzzy on it, where a group saw a pack of male dolphins raping one female, but thats all i found.

Gang rape is so hawt.

Gang rape is soooo 2008.

hey, 2008 was a good vintage.

I am completely dumbfounded as to what is an appropriate response.

if it helps at all, most netbooks use a 0.3 MP webcam, which would result in really shitty, pixelated images.

*whew*

I say do it, however, CARD HER first!
(and see if she'll do anal; tear up her ass while she tears up her wrists!)

God dammit. I promised myself I would stay away from Craigslist, but now that I know how easy it is to pick up cuties and fuck them the same night, I can't stop myself.

Check this ad out. HOT AS FUCK. REPLYING NOW.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1151567845.html

Just a workin girl over here not very excited these days... gettin bored of my friends, need a new circle.. pretty open minded. I mean before I was afraid of em but after I really like going to shootin ranges now lol. Not sure if that is a turn of.. for some but I like to try new things! Um so not sure what else to put here just be normal, snae that sort of thing. No games also. Plz?

Yeah so let's see if things mesh well. You have my pics so send your's! No drama..

non pro non spam...... just a gun nut lookin for a good time!

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

OMG Baggy STAY AWAY! She is going to fucking shoot you if you fuck with her which is most likely!

Bagman is going to get his peepee shot off!

Just a workin girl over here not very excited these days... gettin bored of my friends, need a new circle.. pretty open minded. I mean before I was afraid of em but after I really like going to shootin ranges now lol. Not sure if that is a turn of.. for some but I like to try new things! Um so not sure what else to put here just be normal, snae that sort of thing. No games also. Plz?

Yeah so let's see if things mesh well. You have my pics so send your's! No drama..

non pro non spam...... just a gun nut lookin for a good time!

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

That takes you out of the running, bagman.

Yep.

There's a Lord after all... there's a Lord after all. I just got a reply from said gun girl, above!

With two more pics, which of course I am sharing with you!

Oh my fuck. I WILL create a webcam sex tape, if she comes over.



I give her being spam, a 75% chance, though even though she sent a reply to my reply to her ad and sent two more photos...

She wont fuck you. Ive seen your pic.

Cute face, fake tits, guns.

Kyle is doomed!

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There's a Lord after all... there's a Lord after all. I just got a reply from said gun girl, above!

With two more pics, which of course I am sharing with you!

Oh my fuck. I WILL create a webcam sex tape, if she comes over.



I give her being spam, a 75% chance, though even though she sent a reply to my reply to her ad and sent two more photos...

That is pretty hot. I dare you not to screw it up

if she's real, she'll be able to tell you what range she shoots at, and what bars she goes to.
and you and i will be able to recognize them.

HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE HUGE EARRINGS.

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sPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMASDFKNLsangjklaghjkgahkljghajklghsagsjkaghgjklshakghasghajklghdfklajghw3qipu235`!#!$@#%@T$T

I replied and "she" replied, with some fucking website to sign up so I could get her cell phone.
http://trisha.dchozn.com

FUCK YOU GOD. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REAL.

hahaha awesome