Trust me on this Kyle. It's my thing.

Fat girls are easy to impress.

I never said you weren't.  It's ok to be average *pat pat*

<bagman badly imitating an indian accent>Thank you, fail again!</bagman badly imitating an indian accent>

I'm not getting into a meme war with you.

Trust me on this Kyle. It's my thing.

Fat girls are easy to impress.

hahaha. Point taken.

Doormouse and I were arguing with each other about applied hypocrisy versus theoretical hypocrisy.

WELCOME BACK GEEK.

HYPOCRITE!

In theory.
Good example of application, though!

I dislike Geek as much as I want bagman's cock.

What a copy cat, all copying yourself!

O ye who believe! let not some men among you laugh at others: it may be that the latter are better than the former: Nor let some women laugh at others: it may be that the latter are better than the former: nor defame nor be sarcastic to each other nor call each other by offensive nicknames: Ill-seeming is a name connoting wickedness to be used of one after he has believed: And those who do not desist are indeed doing wrong.

Hey god, since when did you speak in old english?

O ye who believe! let not some men among you laugh at others: it may be that the latter are better than the former: Nor let some women laugh at others: it may be that the latter are better than the former: nor defame nor be sarcastic to each other nor call each other by offensive nicknames: Ill-seeming is a name connoting wickedness to be used of one after he has believed: And those who do not desist are indeed doing wrong.

How was your trip home?

Like Kyle-Kock?

O ye who believe! let not some men among you laugh at others: it may be that the latter are better than the former: Nor let some women laugh at others: it may be that the latter are better than the former: nor defame nor be sarcastic to each other nor call each other by offensive nicknames: Ill-seeming is a name connoting wickedness to be used of one after he has believed: And those who do not desist are indeed doing wrong.

This Allah is nowhere near as cool as AllahX

My trip home was pretty good.  I finished one book and read the second I brought with me.

I also got to listen in on a conversation where one older man was explaining to a younger guy that Baltimore is whack.  He said he'd lived in Chcago, Watts, and NYC and those were some tough places and Baltimore niggas would get fucked up at any one of them in the day.  Then he went on to claim that it's unique to Baltimore that innocent kids get killed in the crossfire of turf wars.  I found his revisionist history pretty entertaining.  I mean, back in the day they must've been using hunting rifles and making sure they just killed the one dude that wronged them instead of, you know, shooting up someone's house or the street corner they're standing on or something.

I dislike Geek as much as I want bagman's cock.

Duh?

I'm gonna have to say I'm with tricky on the whole opening threads only directed at certain people thing.  Kinda lame.

What, you've never done it?

Ever?

yawn. time to go look at something else.

Like redtube

It's more intelligent and nutritious.

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even beside the his last post with which I agree completely, balor's mostly right for the most part.

even beside the his last post with which I agree completely, balor's mostly right for the most part.

what

even beside the his last post with which I agree completely, balor's mostly right for the most part.

what

I dislike Geek as much as I want bagman's cock.

Not at all?

Geek fulfills all my criteria as the ideal woman

Drinks -> Check
Likes to party -> Check
Makes fun of midgets -> Check
Drove me places -> Check

Man, I love how this thread went so sideways so fast.

Geek fulfills all my criteria as the ideal woman

Drinks -> Check
Likes to party -> Check
Makes fun of midgets -> Check
Drove me places -> Check

I'll add "Wears Glasses -> Check" because I think she looks pretty good in glasses.

Sure, if you like men who wear glasses.

Mello has titties bigger than your FACE.

Check ...

Gee I never realized Tricky hisses and spits like any other alley cat.
Oh wait ... YES I DID!

If you look up alley cat in the dictionary than you'll see the ol' trickster staring right back at you.  Mummy also.

hehehehehe

Playing Alley Cat

OMG I fucking LOVE that game!  I grew up playing that shit dude.