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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX(Read 11930 times)
Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #30 on: December 12, 2009, 08:20:35 PM
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looked up at the lights on the goodyear blimp
and it read
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #31 on: December 20, 2009, 12:18:00 AM
If I were rich and eccentric I would definitely build myself a dirigible and take off into the night sky. It would be curtains for my enemies.



Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #32 on: December 20, 2009, 11:41:31 PM
Dare I ask what you'd be dropping on them?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #33 on: December 21, 2009, 12:03:36 AM
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #34 on: December 21, 2009, 12:06:28 AM
babies ...

Nevermind, I thought this was the word association thread ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #35 on: December 21, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
DEAD HONKY!
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #36 on: December 21, 2009, 04:54:18 PM
Hehehehe I thought the same thing the first time i read that.
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #37 on: December 21, 2009, 05:01:50 PM
I figured you'd get that!
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #38 on: December 22, 2009, 08:40:33 PM
* Thrash nods *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #39 on: December 22, 2009, 10:00:42 PM
What is this, speak in actions night?
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #40 on: December 22, 2009, 11:40:04 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #41 on: December 24, 2009, 10:39:41 PM
I lied, last night.  We didn't actually talk about any vaginas on Sunday.

We were just too busy talking about how popular and famous your band has become.

I doubt you've ever heard us, as we don't market our music to Golden Corral's buffet.

Son of a BITCH!  Some of the Best Music I've heard has been at Walmart ...

THEN, I found music forums and U2be.

Yeah.

It's like that.  I live a very sheltered life.
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #42 on: December 24, 2009, 10:44:12 PM



Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #43 on: December 24, 2009, 11:17:35 PM
Ummm...

No.

The first time I ever heard Evanescence "Bring Me To Lift" was in Walmart.

First time I heard "That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion?  Walmart.

When that happened, that I was noticing music in a place like that, I sort of freaked.  I've always heard music, whether it's audibly playing or just in my mind.  I write music, and hear some of the most beautiful riffs ever.  I've thought about how I could carry a recorder and hum/sing them, so that I could transcribe them later, but

they were for THAT moment, you know?  Something personal, a message to and from.

Yeah, it's sort of weird.
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #44 on: December 24, 2009, 11:36:32 PM

First time I heard "That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion?  Walmart.


This is what Celine Dion would sound like if she had a dick:

http://www.myspace.com/shittycarwash



Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #45 on: December 25, 2009, 04:16:02 AM
I've thought about how I could carry a recorder and hum/sing them, so that I could transcribe them later

Basic Notes of the Recorder
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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #46 on: December 26, 2009, 10:25:28 PM

First time I heard "That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion?  Walmart.


This is what Celine Dion would sound like if she had a dick:

http://www.myspace.com/shittycarwash

Might consider partying with 'em ~

would NEVER pay to see 'em.

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Re: Sunday, 04/05/2009 - Austin, TX Reply #47 on: December 26, 2009, 10:32:32 PM
I've thought about how I could carry a recorder and hum/sing them, so that I could transcribe them later

Basic Notes of the Recorder

It would be pretty basic stuff, even with a digital voice recorder, for sure.

It's sort of neat how you can dream up a basic melody, and then, it can go ANYWHERE, any genre ~

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