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* Thrash approves of masturbating furiously when pics are finally disclosed *


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Re: twitter Reply #90 on: May 11, 2009, 02:51:11 PM
What? I didn't tell you shit.  I have used twitter since I started and I love it.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #91 on: May 11, 2009, 02:55:20 PM
liar liar pants on fire.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: twitter Reply #92 on: May 11, 2009, 02:57:20 PM
Whatever.  Eat a fucking roo, you Aussie fuck.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #93 on: May 11, 2009, 02:58:15 PM
As it happens I have roo steak in the fridge.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: twitter Reply #94 on: May 11, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
« Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 03:02:33 PM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #95 on: May 17, 2009, 11:08:17 PM
Eitje: i wonder if anyone's written software to convert BB posts to twitters
Eitje: because, if no one has, maybe i could do it, and we could stealth LG into twittering.  :)
Eitje: create accounts for everyone, hook up the software, and then posts that are <140 chars would get automatically sent to twitter!
Eitje: 95% of what happens on LG would go to twitter, and the remainder we could just link through.
Eitje: look at the average post length on LG
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #96 on: May 20, 2009, 11:18:44 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #97 on: May 21, 2009, 03:05:11 AM
Twitter twat reporting for duty.  Btw, your avie thingymajig sucks  ;D
When the change is gone, when the urge is gone to lose control...



Re: twitter Reply #98 on: May 21, 2009, 03:06:54 AM
Avie? Wha?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #99 on: May 21, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
I want my user pic (i.e. the said avie) to be wider  :P
When the change is gone, when the urge is gone to lose control...



Re: twitter Reply #100 on: May 21, 2009, 03:15:49 AM
Crop it to an even size, then upload it.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #101 on: May 21, 2009, 03:22:38 AM
Cheers!  I shall be back as promised.
When the change is gone, when the urge is gone to lose control...



Re: twitter Reply #102 on: May 21, 2009, 08:45:56 AM
Twitter increases intelligence: http://artofseeingthedivine.com/blog/2009/03/18/using-twitter-increases-intelligence/

I don't expect you to read this, because you'll probably get bored one paragraph into it (and it's two PAGES long):
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/social-media-slammed-by-science-reporting-not-science.ars

But it's important to take science news with a grain of salt.  And, in the case of your link above, with the understanding that someone is trying to convince you to use twitter.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: twitter Reply #103 on: May 21, 2009, 08:48:49 AM
Dude, I barely even read the article I posted.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: twitter Reply #104 on: May 23, 2009, 09:20:59 PM
Heyitsamanda36
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: twitter Reply #105 on: May 24, 2009, 12:44:35 PM
Heyitssi51

Whyarewetalkinglikethis?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: twitter Reply #106 on: May 24, 2009, 01:56:52 PM
on twitter, you get rid of spaces to save characters.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: twitter Reply #107 on: May 24, 2009, 08:36:10 PM
I should make a porno version of twitter.

Instead of a lengthy porno I could just edit it to where it's a frame of a kiss,then a thrust,  a pull out, and the money shot.

$1,000,000 for me.



Re: twitter Reply #108 on: May 24, 2009, 09:52:44 PM
Pitter.

Craig Ferguson had a joke the other night that someone should create a site for old people that don't understand twitter:  call it Bitter.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: twitter Reply #109 on: May 24, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
A touchscreen where you can post graffiti in the stalls of upscale restaurants: Shitter.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: twitter Reply #110 on: May 24, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
a website about not smoking anymore:  Quitter.

a chat site for the anti-social:  Mutter.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 10:00:48 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: twitter Reply #111 on: May 24, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
Social networking for girls who don't swallow: Spitter.

Instruction site for female masturbators: Clitter

Rehabilitation site for aging former rock stars who are also repeat child predator offenders: Glitter
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: twitter Reply #112 on: May 24, 2009, 11:00:32 PM
Std help group website : Transmitter.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: twitter Reply #113 on: May 25, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
Website for self-important dorks to converse with no-one about their boring lives: Twitter
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: twitter Reply #114 on: May 25, 2009, 01:24:06 AM
Self-help site where fatties motivate each other to stop eating donuts and cheesecake: fitter



Re: twitter Reply #115 on: May 25, 2009, 05:20:58 AM
where I spent the first 15 minutes after lunch today: shitter
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: twitter Reply #116 on: May 25, 2009, 05:26:42 AM
Website for you lot: Bitter.



Re: twitter Reply #117 on: May 25, 2009, 10:42:47 AM
where I spent the first 15 minutes after lunch today: shitter
Website for you lot: Bitter.

I'm sorry, both of these suggestions are already taken.

READ, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: twitter Reply #118 on: May 25, 2009, 11:15:12 AM
I'm sorry, both of these suggestions are already taken.

READ, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Oops.

Fine. Website not for you lot: Nigger.



Re: twitter Reply #119 on: May 25, 2009, 11:23:30 AM
website for people to make short, funny jokes at the expense of others:  witter.
website for girls looking for short comments on how to orgasm more effectively:  wetter.
website for people with pets, that only want to talk about those pets:  critter.

(that last website would probably also get used by World of Warcraft people)
Like yours.  Only different.