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The trials and tribulations of dexers(Read 24961 times)
The trials and tribulations of dexers on: April 06, 2009, 02:14:55 PM
Rellik Eerps (1:49:42 PM): So I'm going through the cashier and she's like "Oh, they make robitussin in gelcaps?  That's a good idea."
Rellik Eerps (1:49:50 PM): And I'm like yes! That IS a good idea!
Amanda (1:49:52 PM): LMFAO!
Amanda (1:50:05 PM): wow
Rellik Eerps (1:50:28 PM): She didn't ask me why I bought 3 bottles
Rellik Eerps (1:50:48 PM): I would have gotten more if I didn't need to spend the rest of my money on food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:51 PM): Damn food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:59 PM): I could be spending that money on DXM!!!
Amanda (1:52:02 PM): lmao right??!
Amanda (1:52:07 PM): i feel the same way
Rellik Eerps (1:52:28 PM): Hah, it's so sick
Amanda (1:52:36 PM): i know
Amanda (1:52:45 PM): i hate buying food
Amanda (1:52:49 PM): i hardly do
Rellik Eerps (1:52:53 PM): Same here
Amanda (1:52:58 PM): id rather starve with dex in my stomach and trip
Rellik Eerps (1:53:07 PM): I scrounge and eat ramen and rice so I can buy DXM
Rellik Eerps (1:53:12 PM): Yep
Amanda (1:53:26 PM): yes
Amanda (1:53:32 PM): i had a 8oz yesterday
Amanda (1:53:35 PM): but i puked it up man
Rellik Eerps (1:53:38 PM): Awwww
Rellik Eerps (1:53:44 PM): That's so sad
Amanda (1:53:45 PM): it was so grosss
Rellik Eerps (1:54:00 PM): Why did you puke? Too little food in your stomach? Too much?
Rellik Eerps (1:54:13 PM): You need a perfect balance if you drink syrup
Amanda (1:54:21 PM): i had the 8oz on empty stomach and after i took it i had hotpocket
Rellik Eerps (1:54:37 PM): Ohhhh
Rellik Eerps (1:54:41 PM): That'll do it
Amanda (1:54:45 PM): i was gagging while drinking it
Rellik Eerps (1:54:50 PM): No good
Rellik Eerps (1:55:16 PM): BRB
Amanda (1:55:40 PM): k
Rellik Eerps (2:01:02 PM): Anyways, my advice is to NEVER eat after you chug.  Unless it's several hours after
Amanda (2:02:21 PM): o
Amanda (2:02:22 PM): ;[
Rellik Eerps (2:02:28 PM): Yeah, too late
Rellik Eerps (2:02:37 PM): And hot pockets are always a no-no
Rellik Eerps (2:02:42 PM): Good by themselves
Rellik Eerps (2:02:46 PM): not with cough syrup

---------------

TM (2:06:57 PM): The gels at the CVS here are behind the register, sitting in a box on the ground.
TM (2:07:33 PM): This one guy couldn't find them and was liek suspicious as to why we needed so badly three of them along with our 8ozer
TM (2:07:44 PM): so we didn't get them, because he couldn't find them
TM (2:07:47 PM): and it was disappointing
Rellik Eerps (2:08:01 PM): Fucking lame dude
TM (2:08:05 PM): ended up with a buttload of sizzurp, and gawd my stomach died
TM (2:08:25 PM): I'm not much one for sizzurp
TM (2:08:46 PM): I don't mind Robo brand-named, but CVS brand is death.
Rellik Eerps (2:09:11 PM): I get Hannaford brand.  $3 for 4oz, very thin and easy to drink, and potent
TM (2:09:18 PM): hm nice
TM (2:09:26 PM): they don't really have any alternate options here
Rellik Eerps (2:09:31 PM): That sucks
TM (2:09:43 PM): Kroger brand is two dollars for a 4oz
TM (2:09:46 PM): it's the worst
TM (2:09:47 PM): ever
Rellik Eerps (2:09:56 PM): Sounds like some 80's metal band
TM (2:10:22 PM): it tastes like cat butt
TM (2:10:28 PM): in liquified form
TM (2:10:33 PM): liquefied
Rellik Eerps (2:11:14 PM): Deee-lish
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
Nobody cares about your lame chat logs.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
Looks like you're the mod of some DMX help chat.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 02:41:10 PM
Nobody cares about your lame chat logs.

You cared enough to click, despite seeing the subject, then post.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 02:43:00 PM
Man, you are fried.

I didn't know it was a chat log until I clicked in. Then, instead of reading it I posted how nobody cares.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 02:45:26 PM
Look see! You're posting again!  Thanks for contributing to my thread, Krsna  :D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 02:45:55 PM
I read it.


I am really bored. REALLY BORED.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 02:46:26 PM
..and lonely.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #8 on: April 06, 2009, 02:54:41 PM
You can haz hugs.

Doing some DXM will make you feel better, trust me.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 02:55:10 PM by Drugmoth »
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #9 on: April 06, 2009, 04:48:05 PM
I know you didn't just suggest a hug...you could not.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #10 on: April 06, 2009, 05:47:22 PM
He meant that you should hug his cock with your lips. If you do it nicely he'll let you take a bath at his house and make you a nice meal too.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
But he won't share his cough syrup. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #12 on: April 06, 2009, 07:18:03 PM
There's a motherfucking line.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #13 on: April 06, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
There's a motherfucking line?
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #14 on: April 06, 2009, 11:39:33 PM
Isn't that supposed to be Sasha's part?

*checks the script*
« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 11:39:46 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #15 on: April 07, 2009, 12:42:49 AM
I will say this: I friend of mine was turning out his medicine cabinet and throwing away numerous bottles of cough syrup. I took those rather than let him toss them mainly because WTF magic is magic, right?



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #16 on: April 07, 2009, 01:19:17 AM
DXM is magic  :D
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #17 on: April 07, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
I'd rather have a line.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #18 on: April 07, 2009, 06:52:21 PM
I'll take a line.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #19 on: April 07, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
Rellik Eerps (1:49:42 PM): So I'm going through the cashier and she's like "Oh, they make robitussin in gelcaps?  That's a good idea."
Rellik Eerps (1:49:50 PM): And I'm like yes! That IS a good idea!
Amanda (1:49:52 PM): LMFAO!
Amanda (1:50:05 PM): wow
Rellik Eerps (1:50:28 PM): She didn't ask me why I bought 3 bottles
Rellik Eerps (1:50:48 PM): I would have gotten more if I didn't need to spend the rest of my money on food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:51 PM): Damn food
Rellik Eerps (1:50:59 PM): I could be spending that money on DXM!!!
Amanda (1:52:02 PM): lmao right??!
Amanda (1:52:07 PM): i feel the same way
Rellik Eerps (1:52:28 PM): Hah, it's so sick
Amanda (1:52:36 PM): i know
Amanda (1:52:45 PM): i hate buying food
Amanda (1:52:49 PM): i hardly do
Rellik Eerps (1:52:53 PM): Same here
Amanda (1:52:58 PM): id rather starve with dex in my stomach and trip
Rellik Eerps (1:53:07 PM): I scrounge and eat ramen and rice so I can buy DXM
Rellik Eerps (1:53:12 PM): Yep
Amanda (1:53:26 PM): yes
Amanda (1:53:32 PM): i had a 8oz yesterday
Amanda (1:53:35 PM): but i puked it up man
Rellik Eerps (1:53:38 PM): Awwww
Rellik Eerps (1:53:44 PM): That's so sad
Amanda (1:53:45 PM): it was so grosss
Rellik Eerps (1:54:00 PM): Why did you puke? Too little food in your stomach? Too much?
Rellik Eerps (1:54:13 PM): You need a perfect balance if you drink syrup
Amanda (1:54:21 PM): i had the 8oz on empty stomach and after i took it i had hotpocket
Rellik Eerps (1:54:37 PM): Ohhhh
Rellik Eerps (1:54:41 PM): That'll do it
Amanda (1:54:45 PM): i was gagging while drinking it
Rellik Eerps (1:54:50 PM): No good
Rellik Eerps (1:55:16 PM): BRB
Amanda (1:55:40 PM): k
Rellik Eerps (2:01:02 PM): Anyways, my advice is to NEVER eat after you chug.  Unless it's several hours after
Amanda (2:02:21 PM): o
Amanda (2:02:22 PM): ;[
Rellik Eerps (2:02:28 PM): Yeah, too late
Rellik Eerps (2:02:37 PM): And hot pockets are always a no-no
Rellik Eerps (2:02:42 PM): Good by themselves
Rellik Eerps (2:02:46 PM): not with cough syrup

---------------

TM (2:06:57 PM): The gels at the CVS here are behind the register, sitting in a box on the ground.
TM (2:07:33 PM): This one guy couldn't find them and was liek suspicious as to why we needed so badly three of them along with our 8ozer
TM (2:07:44 PM): so we didn't get them, because he couldn't find them
TM (2:07:47 PM): and it was disappointing
Rellik Eerps (2:08:01 PM): Fucking lame dude
TM (2:08:05 PM): ended up with a buttload of sizzurp, and gawd my stomach died
TM (2:08:25 PM): I'm not much one for sizzurp
TM (2:08:46 PM): I don't mind Robo brand-named, but CVS brand is death.
Rellik Eerps (2:09:11 PM): I get Hannaford brand.  $3 for 4oz, very thin and easy to drink, and potent
TM (2:09:18 PM): hm nice
TM (2:09:26 PM): they don't really have any alternate options here
Rellik Eerps (2:09:31 PM): That sucks
TM (2:09:43 PM): Kroger brand is two dollars for a 4oz
TM (2:09:46 PM): it's the worst
TM (2:09:47 PM): ever
Rellik Eerps (2:09:56 PM): Sounds like some 80's metal band
TM (2:10:22 PM): it tastes like cat butt
TM (2:10:28 PM): in liquified form
TM (2:10:33 PM): liquefied
Rellik Eerps (2:11:14 PM): Deee-lish

Maybe she was a dexer too, and now knows she doesnt have to chug cough syrup and occasionally puke it up and waste her money like i did on sunday! :-[
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #20 on: April 07, 2009, 08:30:48 PM
He.  It's tacomilk from DV, but you barely go to DV anymore.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #21 on: April 07, 2009, 08:32:21 PM
tacomilk? wtf?--i dont like DV. its too intellectual for me. I am intellectual, but not that much. I like DWW (Dexers WorldWide) on MySpace. ;D
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 10:02:48 AM
Who is this Vindictive89?



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 11:20:23 AM
After the initial intrusion of the foreign body, we see the long-dormant immune system begin to exhibit signs of activity...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 01:07:49 PM
Who is this Vindictive89?

Bastard child of Vindictive88.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 01:26:57 PM
Who is this Vindictive89?

Bastard child of Vindictive88.

No, the bastard child of Nelson&Patricia >:(
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 01:32:38 PM
Who is this Vindictive89?

Bastard child of Vindictive88.

No, the bastard child of Nelson&Patricia >:(

Of couse, you wouldnt be posting their real names now would you ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
What if I was? Theres millions of Nelson and Patricias in America
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
You underestimate bagman's capabilities.

Don't say I didn't warn you...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The trials and tribulations of dexers Reply #29 on: April 08, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
~sniff.


I don't like that chesse said the mouse.

or

what she said x pi
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.